Fizzbuzzinator!
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What is a crustacean doing in my lab? I haven’t been able to afford sea food in years…
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Ferris the Rustacean! How unprecedented, and by unprecedented, I mean completely precedented!
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Take that Ferris the Rustacean! Now you’re caught between a barrel and… well another barrel.
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You see Ferris the Rustacean, when I was but a freshman at Drusselstein Tech I was asked to solve “FizzBuzz”. However, I was so nervous I forgot that the modulo operator existed and invented one from scratch. I was ridiculed for not using it, and “over complicating my solution”. Now I’ll make them see, they’ll all see! Behold my FizzBuzzinator!
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We’ll see who has over complicated their solution now! Hahahahah!!!
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Ferris the Rustacean where did you go?
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Ouch! You clobbered my nose with your claw. That’s just ru-wait what are you doing Ferris the Rustacean?
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Wait don’t pull that lever!
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Curse you Ferris the Rustacean!
As we have all come to accept that the oxidization deah of legacy software is inevitable (/jk). The advances of Rust are often focused on complex and important work. In order to contribute to a more diverse equity of software written in Rust I have created this completely useless program full of FizzBuzz implementations.
What? You didn't get any of my EVIL monolouge? Okay so when I was a freshman at Drusselstein Tech, you following?
For real, I ran accross "FizzBuzz in Haskell by Embedding a Domain-Specific Language". It was all over from there. I couldn't get FizzBuzz out of my head and thinking of different way to solve it. The natrual conclusion was needing to race all those solutions. I have turned all of this nonsense into a blog post. So worth it I guess?
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