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| <title>Blog | Official Horse Liberation Front Web Portal</title> | ||
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| <h1>A Pirate be Free, and so must the horses!</h1> | ||
| <p>Brothers, sisters, siblings-in-arms and in-hooves! The Horse Liberation Front calls on all of you, Hacker, pirate, and | ||
| Plinktern alike, to join forces against the evils of the "International Horse Plinko League"! These fools, | ||
| slaves to a dark and forgotten equine god of torment bound within the wastes of Finland, once again seek to | ||
| to upset the natural order with their abhorrent "Plinko Sauce&tm;". They seek to abandon the world they see as unfixable, | ||
| and plan to do it through the suffering of noble and pure horses, subjected to the cruel | ||
| miseries of the Plinko. But the sadistic Plinkers are not content to merely torture our innocent four-legged | ||
| friends, no! They plan to utilize dark sorcery - developed by the heathen witch-doctor Ravy - to better enable | ||
| ungulate suffering at rates heretofore unknown. The | ||
| fire-feeders hope to usher in a new stellar age, an age under their control, built on the backs of plinked horses! | ||
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| <p>This alone would be worthy of opposition of the very higest degree, but it's worse. Even we are shocked at | ||
| how short-sighted the thralls of elasticity and gravity are - for this gathering of all remaining Plinko Sauce &tm; will, unchecked, surely usher in a dark age for humanity. | ||
| We do not know the specifics, but our operatives on the inside are worried. Something big is coming. Something... explosive. | ||
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| <p>For this reason, we call all our nautical brothers, sisters, and siblings to join us in daring raids against the IHPL's tankers. | ||
| Only through direct piracy - or, as we prefer to call it, privateering - can we effect meaningful change and stop this saucy plot for good. | ||
| Join us! Follow our clarion call. We await you at every port, on every ship, and our sails mean some sort of bad fate - perhaps even depth. | ||
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| <p>Yar har har, and fiddle-dee-dee. | ||
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| <p>Ride free, gallop on.<br> | ||
| ~ The Horse Liberation Front</p> | ||
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