Hi, you can call me onepig. My name is onepig because it helps me to live on the internet.
Do not understand?
Oh, you must hear that,
Only spider can survival on the web.
Do not understand, again?
Onepig means "一只猪" or "一蜘蛛" after translating into Chinese.
Cold?
Drink more hot water and try to learn some Chinese, my dear friends.