log_call.rb

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require "xmlmc-rb"

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#Randomly generated techno jargon thanks to the fine folks at
#http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/
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jargon = ["If we shut down the pixel, we can get to the Y2K protocol through the high speed MP3 transmitter!", "Use the online HTTP program, then you can shut down the haptic hard drive!", "Use the wireless DDR sensor, then you can inject the haptic capacitor!", "Send the haptic protocol into the microchip, it will encode the mainframe by indexing its SDD internet!", "They're inside the mainframe, use the digital HTTP driver to transmit their antenna!", "Try to compress the COM driver, maybe it will hack the bluetooth bandwidth!", "My TCP capacitor is down, our only choice is to encode and program the visual pixel!", "Try to transcode the SMS bandwidth, maybe it will index the auxiliary array!", "You can't navigate the address without calculating the auxiliary EXE protocol!", "If we inject the transmitter, we can get to the PPPoE array through the analog HTTP system!", "I'll inject the digital SDRAM program, that should input the CD-ROM malware!", "Use the wireless FTP panel, then you can back up the analog capacitor!", "Send the virtual card into the port, it will generate the firewall by quantifying its PCI array!", "They're inside the system, use the unicode UDP alarm to index their card!", "You can't attach the microchip without navigating the analog BIOS pixel!", "You can't transmit the network without programming the wireless Y2K matrix!", "If we connect the feed, we can get to the XML transistor through the bluetooth FTP capacitor!", "You can't parse the spyware without hacking the digital TPS system!", "Try to parse the SSL microchip, maybe it will calculate the neural bandwidth!", "If we index the panel, we can get to the AAC processor through the multi-byte SMTP sensor!", "Backing up the panel won't do anything, we need to hack the cross-platform SDRAM capacitor!", "Use the virtual CPU bandwidth, then you can connect the fiber optic capacitor!", "The USB capacitor is down, back up the analog matrix so we can quantify the IDE transmitter!", "If we compress the bandwidth, we can get to the SDD hard drive through the backup HTTP virus!", "Transmitting the address won't do anything, we need to compress the auxiliary EXE protocol!", "The SMTP processor is down, hack the virtual interface so we can reboot the RX alarm!", "They're inside the firewall, use the bluetooth AI hard drive to network their capacitor!", "My AAC transistor is down, our only choice is to bypass and encode the virtual form factor!", "The BIOS firewall is down, input the fiber optic malware so we can transmit the SDRAM port!", "Try to override the SQL driver, maybe it will input the online monitor!", "Rebooting the bus won't do anything, we need to synthesize the primary COM virus!", "Synthesizing the network won't do anything, we need to attach the analog RX monitor!", "You can't synthesize the driver without programming the central SMTP transistor!", "The SSD firewall is down, input the high speed panel so we can shut down the PPPoE alarm!", "We need to override the multi-byte FTP firewall!", "I'll input the multi-byte RSS circuit, that should navigate the RAM program!", "Disconnecting the transistor won't do anything, we need to quantify the analog SQL program!", "We need to transcode the haptic SSL transistor!", "Bypassing the address won't do anything, we need to disconnect the multi-byte USB microchip!", "My XHTML microchip is down, our only choice is to calculate and override the wireless spyware!", "You can't navigate the processor without programming the redundant DDR array!", "My UDP feed is down, our only choice is to transcode and copy the digital sensor!", "You can't copy the application without disconnecting the backup XHTML network!", "The GUI transmitter is down, synthesize the digital virus so we can calculate the RX malware!", "I'll network the high speed SSL application, that should hack the DHCP virus!", "Overriding the matrix won't do anything, we need to reboot the 56k TCP bandwidth!", "Send the neural interface into the program, it will back up the capacitor by synthesizing its HDD circuit!", "My CSS mainframe is down, our only choice is to generate and input the mobile system!", "If we transmit the firewall, we can get to the SQL alarm through the neural CSS system!", "The PHP protocol is down, attach the backup array so we can index the TPS form factor!", "Send the visual processor into the driver, it will connect the port by connecting its CGI capacitor!", "We need to index the central EXE protocol!", "Send the ethernet alarm into the matrix, it will bypass the feed by attaching its DDR mainframe!", "Try to disconnect the USB interface, maybe it will network the cross-platform driver!", "My THX form factor is down, our only choice is to index and input the solid state array!", "Use the primary AI feed, then you can transcode the cross-platform capacitor!", "The EXE feed is down, navigate the analog array so we can back up the UDP malware!", "They're inside the feed, use the visual SMS spyware to disconnect their microchip!", "I'll disconnect the ethernet AI interface, that should back up the RSS sensor!", "Use the neural IDE bandwidth, then you can network the haptic protocol!", "If we calculate the port, we can get to the UDP transistor through the open-source CPU program!", "Bypassing the malware won't do anything, we need to quantify the fiber optic TPS feed!", "Send the analog network into the sensor, it will back up the monitor by overriding its THX interface!", "We need to calculate the central HTTP bus!", "You can't quantify the feed without generating the 1080p FTP card!", "Use the neural COM sensor, then you can attach the multi-byte array!", "My MAC antenna is down, our only choice is to program and reboot the analog panel!", "Use the backup PCI system, then you can reboot the solid state card!", "You can't hack the microchip without copying the back-end TCP bus!", "Overriding the bandwidth won't do anything, we need to calculate the auxiliary SSL panel!", "They're inside the monitor, use the bluetooth XML driver to transmit their address!", "We need to copy the solid state FTP antenna!", "Use the haptic USB protocol, then you can parse the multi-byte antenna!", "Send the ethernet panel into the spyware, it will program the microchip by programming its AGP circuit!", "Programming the monitor won't do anything, we need to bypass the online AGP feed!", "The GUI internet is down, bypass the open-source address so we can transmit the CPU protocol!", "Hacking the internet won't do anything, we need to connect the neural USB pixel!", "Try to synthesize the TCP sensor, maybe it will calculate the redundant card!", "My RX system is down, our only choice is to index and generate the analog program!", "I'll input the analog IDE processor, that should parse the XHTML port!", "The HTTP array is down, inject the neural feed so we can hack the SMTP port!", "Send the online interface into the application, it will compress the program by transmitting its USB bus!", "My AI internet is down, our only choice is to network and quantify the cross-platform array!", "I'll override the visual TCP monitor, that should attach the UDP firewall!", "My MP3 processor is down, our only choice is to back up and connect the ethernet circuit!", "Send the high speed driver into the antenna, it will generate the sensor by synthesizing its CD-ROM feed!", "Compressing the port won't do anything, we need to shut down the auxiliary AI address!", "If we attach the virus, we can get to the CGI sensor through the back-end SMTP protocol!", "I'll reboot the high speed XHTML protocol, that should program the PHP sensor!", "You can't connect the card without navigating the visual ASCII internet!", "Use the 1080p DHCP hard drive, then you can hack the visual pixel!", "We need to bypass the cross-platform CPU matrix!", "Use the high speed TCP array, then you can hack the optical microchip!", "My MP3 spyware is down, our only choice is to disconnect and connect the bluetooth processor!", "Try to bypass the SQL bus, maybe it will generate the primary antenna!", "You can't hack the array without synthesizing the unicode SMTP driver!", "You can't input the circuit without quantifying the mobile AAC matrix!", "My SMS bandwidth is down, our only choice is to disconnect and transcode the bluetooth processor!", "The DHCP circuit is down, navigate the digital transmitter so we can encode the PNG antenna!", "We need to index the multi-byte SSD sensor!", "Connecting the card won't do anything, we need to inject the high speed USB port!", "Send the open-source capacitor into the protocol, it will inject the internet by quantifying its PHP card!", "Try to parse the Y2K driver, maybe it will connect the mobile protocol!", "We need to input the optical GUI feed!", "I'll network the analog UDP spyware, that should transcode the AGP card!", "Use the bluetooth TPS hard drive, then you can quantify the auxiliary transmitter!", "You can't attach the hard drive without attaching the 56k SDRAM network!", "Send the 56k application into the feed, it will copy the alarm by programming its IP driver!", "The Y2K firewall is down, calculate the fiber optic transistor so we can encode the VGA network!", "They're inside the matrix, use the neural ADP panel to shut down their internet!", "Quantifying the array won't do anything, we need to disconnect the digital GUI address!", "We need to quantify the primary DDR form factor!", "Try to navigate the CPU microchip, maybe it will connect the redundant system!", "Use the visual SMS monitor, then you can generate the ethernet bus!", "I'll back up the back-end SQL spyware, that should shut down the CGI virus!", "We need to inject the analog HDD network!", "We need to disconnect the back-end MAC mainframe!", "They're inside the virus, use the wireless USB circuit to quantify their firewall!", "We need to compress the high speed ADP form factor!", "Use the cross-platform DDR monitor, then you can index the backup driver!", "The PHP pixel is down, connect the central monitor so we can override the SSD application!", "Encoding the system won't do anything, we need to input the online THX sensor!", "Send the 1080p capacitor into the array, it will connect the form factor by disconnecting its TCP network!", "Send the auxiliary protocol into the processor, it will calculate the address by indexing its HDD program!", "They're inside the spyware, use the wireless PPPoE firewall to override their circuit!", "My MP3 panel is down, our only choice is to index and bypass the bluetooth capacitor!", "I'll index the haptic RSS system, that should back up the SSL circuit!", "My PHP bandwidth is down, our only choice is to shut down and back up the high speed microchip!", "Try to attach the CPU circuit, maybe it will transmit the 56k address!", "The CSS card is down, back up the auxiliary array so we can quantify the DHCP feed!", "The SMTP form factor is down, parse the 1080p malware so we can program the IDE alarm!", "Send the 1080p matrix into the card, it will reboot the protocol by rebooting its IP network!", "Injecting the transistor won't do anything, we need to override the online SQL alarm!", "They're inside the transmitter, use the primary AGP internet to back up their panel!", "If we hack the firewall, we can get to the HDD port through the redundant Y2K interface!", "We need to override the 56k SSL bus!", "Try to compress the SDRAM feed, maybe it will encode the open-source application!", "Indexing the network won't do anything, we need to synthesize the unicode SSD application!", "They're inside the internet, use the digital AI panel to program their capacitor!", "Transcoding the transistor won't do anything, we need to compress the auxiliary AI card!", "I'll quantify the ethernet GUI bandwidth, that should transmit the TCP interface!", "Connecting the virus won't do anything, we need to disconnect the redundant EXE network!", "You can't back up the form factor without bypassing the 56k TPS mainframe!", "If we calculate the hard drive, we can get to the VGA pixel through the central Y2K alarm!", "The AI hard drive is down, override the neural virus so we can navigate the AGP matrix!", "My SSL hard drive is down, our only choice is to bypass and program the ethernet microchip!", "Generating the panel won't do anything, we need to transcode the haptic MAC bus!", "We need to quantify the high speed CPU application!", "We need to generate the 56k GUI mainframe!", "We need to connect the wireless THX mainframe!", "Overriding the array won't do anything, we need to transmit the high speed THX bus!", "Hacking the form factor won't do anything, we need to input the wireless SMTP array!", "I'll shut down the wireless AGP interface, that should calculate the SSD firewall!", "The EXE pixel is down, copy the neural spyware so we can generate the PHP system!", "They're inside the protocol, use the mobile EXE bandwidth to compress their panel!", "My HDD transistor is down, our only choice is to program and index the unicode virus!", "Disconnecting the address won't do anything, we need to attach the solid state SSD transistor!", "They're inside the pixel, use the back-end XHTML virus to parse their internet!", "My GB array is down, our only choice is to transmit and connect the haptic virus!", "They're inside the panel, use the virtual USB program to compress their matrix!", "If we disconnect the matrix, we can get to the TPS feed through the analog SSD antenna!", "Send the online bandwidth into the feed, it will shut down the panel by transcoding its SDRAM malware!", "Try to calculate the SDRAM processor, maybe it will generate the mobile spyware!", "The HTTP microchip is down, transcode the cross-platform array so we can attach the CPU hard drive!", "They're inside the sensor, use the solid state USB feed to connect their application!", "Use the analog COM sensor, then you can transmit the high speed array!", "I'll transcode the auxiliary FTP panel, that should encode the EXE firewall!", "Try to inject the GUI form factor, maybe it will quantify the mobile sensor!", "Send the virtual transmitter into the alarm, it will generate the system by disconnecting its PCI feed!", "We need to parse the back-end FTP card!", "We need to transmit the 1080p SDRAM array!", "The HDD hard drive is down, parse the ethernet transmitter so we can inject the USB address!", "The PPPoE mainframe is down, network the mobile card so we can program the BIOS transistor!", "Try to index the DDR system, maybe it will back up the mobile protocol!", "Try to program the CPU driver, maybe it will compress the back-end system!", "They're inside the hard drive, use the cross-platform PPPoE driver to attach their circuit!", "Use the bluetooth RSS address, then you can bypass the central form factor!", "You can't copy the circuit without transmitting the open-source THX panel!", "My SSD array is down, our only choice is to program and reboot the back-end spyware!", "Send the back-end virus into the alarm, it will synthesize the spyware by parsing its PNG interface!", "My HTTP array is down, our only choice is to quantify and bypass the haptic transmitter!", "Use the analog ASCII array, then you can transcode the multi-byte interface!", "The AI application is down, inject the fiber optic program so we can bypass the ASCII panel!", "I'll inject the wireless BIOS circuit, that should hack the SSL capacitor!", "The USB array is down, override the virtual protocol so we can calculate the AAC card!", "My THX mainframe is down, our only choice is to input and index the unicode spyware!", "They're inside the interface, use the neural FTP bandwidth to transmit their address!", "Use the virtual HTTP feed, then you can copy the backup array!", "I'll transcode the backup SSL array, that should reboot the SSD malware!", "Use the visual SSL internet, then you can input the solid state antenna!", "Compressing the application won't do anything, we need to reboot the neural PCI bus!", "Indexing the bus won't do anything, we need to override the digital GB internet!", "I'll synthesize the unicode MAC bus, that should input the TCP malware!", "I'll input the high speed BIOS monitor, that should program the Y2K processor!", "They're inside the sensor, use the open-source SMTP port to quantify their mainframe!", "Encoding the microchip won't do anything, we need to navigate the 1080p ADP internet!", "The ADP feed is down, bypass the unicode bus so we can quantify the XML transistor!", "Try to disconnect the SSL matrix, maybe it will copy the virtual internet!", "Send the central panel into the array, it will disconnect the application by indexing its GB alarm!", "Overriding the alarm won't do anything, we need to navigate the redundant HTTP antenna!", "Use the neural DDR hard drive, then you can encode the back-end protocol!", "The AI antenna is down, transcode the mobile malware so we can reboot the COM array!", "Use the mobile MAC array, then you can connect the virtual address!", "We need to reboot the multi-byte SSD firewall!", "The SMS address is down, index the solid state pixel so we can encode the HDD internet!", "The PHP bus is down, parse the 1080p spyware so we can copy the HTTP processor!", "Shutting down the malware won't do anything, we need to inject the multi-byte AI feed!", "I'll encode the mobile SSD matrix, that should program the ADP spyware!", "The ASCII internet is down, encode the 56k matrix so we can quantify the BIOS form factor!", "The TPS bus is down, reboot the neural form factor so we can generate the GUI program!", "We need to quantify the multi-byte USB antenna!", "Try to bypass the AI processor, maybe it will reboot the mobile spyware!", "They're inside the monitor, use the cross-platform RSS card to disconnect their firewall!", "Send the central interface into the capacitor, it will generate the antenna by shutting down its PPPoE program!", "I'll hack the 1080p SMS application, that should transcode the AI mainframe!", "Send the high speed capacitor into the array, it will attach the antenna by backing up its AGP hard drive!", "Bypassing the feed won't do anything, we need to inject the redundant RX hard drive!", "If we bypass the array, we can get to the RAM firewall through the visual UDP bus!", "Try to shut down the TPS application, maybe it will transcode the unicode address!", "Try to generate the SQL panel, maybe it will synthesize the cross-platform network!", "Try to inject the CPU program, maybe it will connect the neural network!", "You can't hack the circuit without compressing the ethernet PPPoE monitor!", "My BIOS sensor is down, our only choice is to synthesize and encode the 56k array!", "My CPU interface is down, our only choice is to index and bypass the 1080p network!", "Compressing the internet won't do anything, we need to transmit the mobile TCP bandwidth!", "Overriding the firewall won't do anything, we need to transmit the central TPS antenna!", "Send the back-end panel into the bus, it will shut down the pixel by disconnecting its CD-ROM monitor!", "Send the virtual monitor into the array, it will parse the form factor by bypassing its HDD interface!", "Try to transcode the SMTP matrix, maybe it will disconnect the visual circuit!", "Try to shut down the SQL bandwidth, maybe it will inject the cross-platform network!", "Try to back up the SQL spyware, maybe it will quantify the solid state circuit!", "The GUI feed is down, compress the primary system so we can generate the TPS port!", "Try to quantify the AGP transistor, maybe it will transcode the back-end protocol!", "Copying the internet won't do anything, we need to override the 56k CD-ROM address!", "They're inside the array, use the haptic VGA application to hack their microchip!", "Send the open-source alarm into the matrix, it will navigate the malware by transcoding its FTP network!", "Try to parse the XHTML address, maybe it will compress the online form factor!", "Encoding the firewall won't do anything, we need to parse the optical AAC sensor!", "Send the redundant port into the form factor, it will connect the bus by synthesizing its SMTP monitor!", "We need to input the auxiliary CPU port!", "If we index the array, we can get to the DHCP spyware through the optical SSD mainframe!", "The VGA network is down, attach the virtual sensor so we can bypass the IP card!", "They're inside the capacitor, use the solid state FTP protocol to program their malware!", "The CGI program is down, generate the cross-platform monitor so we can parse the SDRAM mainframe!", "My CD-ROM driver is down, our only choice is to copy and override the 56k transistor!", "You can't compress the array without synthesizing the unicode THX spyware!", "Try to encode the PPPoE mainframe, maybe it will program the solid state processor!", "You can't hack the driver without generating the open-source SDD spyware!", "Send the backup microchip into the system, it will disconnect the program by copying its RX transmitter!", "We need to hack the neural IP mainframe!", "Use the backup ADP firewall, then you can generate the high speed processor!", "My SSD application is down, our only choice is to hack and shut down the mobile virus!", "Try to calculate the CD-ROM pixel, maybe it will shut down the neural capacitor!", "My ASCII bandwidth is down, our only choice is to index and back up the redundant transistor!", "We need to transmit the analog PNG application!", "The PPPoE mainframe is down, synthesize the primary protocol so we can disconnect the IP processor!", "If we transcode the capacitor, we can get to the AAC system through the central SSL bus!", "Use the 1080p XHTML hard drive, then you can transmit the haptic malware!", "My GUI port is down, our only choice is to generate and calculate the unicode feed!", "Backing up the network won't do anything, we need to parse the unicode PHP mainframe!", "They're inside the network, use the redundant USB array to navigate their internet!", "Try to quantify the HTTP array, maybe it will disconnect the neural mainframe!", "If we attach the panel, we can get to the PNG array through the open-source TPS internet!", "Connecting the monitor won't do anything, we need to back up the high speed SMS transmitter!", "Send the multi-byte microchip into the network, it will disconnect the form factor by transmitting its FTP processor!", "Use the virtual MP3 antenna, then you can copy the ethernet monitor!", "Injecting the virus won't do anything, we need to transmit the virtual XHTML bandwidth!", "Send the bluetooth bus into the virus, it will network the transmitter by programming its SDD circuit!", "Try to bypass the HDD array, maybe it will override the 56k card!", "Rebooting the array won't do anything, we need to synthesize the multi-byte CPU port!", "Use the ethernet Y2K system, then you can navigate the virtual application!", "My DDR processor is down, our only choice is to disconnect and quantify the high speed port!", "I'll generate the auxiliary IDE feed, that should program the SMTP driver!", "Navigating the processor won't do anything, we need to parse the optical AGP firewall!", "I'll encode the multi-byte ADP program, that should transmit the SMS firewall!", "Compressing the transmitter won't do anything, we need to synthesize the wireless SQL bus!", "They're inside the hard drive, use the unicode SDRAM program to generate their firewall!", "We need to hack the wireless COM spyware!", "You can't compress the matrix without disconnecting the optical PCI malware!", "My SMTP form factor is down, our only choice is to transcode and generate the central spyware!", "Use the digital PCI capacitor, then you can copy the visual hard drive!", "You can't compress the array without injecting the haptic PHP circuit!", "You can't parse the virus without synthesizing the mobile CPU bus!", "They're inside the network, use the ethernet ASCII internet to quantify their array!", "Send the back-end application into the antenna, it will generate the malware by quantifying its SMTP internet!", "Use the virtual FTP firewall, then you can program the solid state spyware!", "I'll copy the virtual PNG sensor, that should program the XML system!", "The HDD capacitor is down, reboot the mobile port so we can transcode the PNG program!", "We need to parse the multi-byte VGA sensor!", "I'll synthesize the ethernet PHP system, that should navigate the MP3 program!", "Use the 56k HTTP bus, then you can program the virtual spyware!", "I'll compress the digital MP3 circuit, that should hack the ASCII capacitor!", "Try to override the EXE system, maybe it will calculate the digital array!", "The XML card is down, program the haptic microchip so we can network the HTTP mainframe!", "Try to navigate the AI driver, maybe it will disconnect the solid state network!", "Programming the monitor won't do anything, we need to network the ethernet SMS bus!", "We need to index the digital BIOS bus!", "Use the online RX malware, then you can reboot the primary alarm!", "I'll attach the high speed BIOS monitor, that should hack the HDD protocol!", "Use the auxiliary RSS circuit, then you can generate the open-source pixel!", "Use the solid state CD-ROM program, then you can input the digital capacitor!", "If we hack the array, we can get to the MP3 network through the high speed RX antenna!", "Send the unicode monitor into the application, it will transcode the bandwidth by indexing its UDP form factor!", "I'll disconnect the solid state CD-ROM mainframe, that should generate the PHP circuit!", "I'll attach the wireless CSS protocol, that should quantify the AI array!", "The MAC malware is down, synthesize the unicode panel so we can parse the PCI capacitor!", "The MP3 bus is down, inject the haptic capacitor so we can shut down the IP alarm!", "I'll shut down the digital RAM mainframe, that should disconnect the SMTP bandwidth!", "Use the optical SDRAM firewall, then you can calculate the auxiliary matrix!", "Use the mobile ADP card, then you can synthesize the visual capacitor!", "My PPPoE circuit is down, our only choice is to network and override the backup mainframe!", "The TPS circuit is down, compress the backup transmitter so we can bypass the ASCII feed!", "I'll navigate the cross-platform SQL bandwidth, that should quantify the MAC application!", "The RX antenna is down, copy the neural array so we can compress the DDR transistor!", "I'll compress the auxiliary XML card, that should reboot the PPPoE firewall!", "You can't connect the system without injecting the open-source BIOS form factor!", "Transcoding the transmitter won't do anything, we need to navigate the high speed Y2K malware!", "My Y2K malware is down, our only choice is to network and hack the central address!", "I'll generate the back-end DDR system, that should program the SSL bandwidth!", "They're inside the array, use the central TCP interface to network their circuit!", "They're inside the program, use the visual MAC alarm to override their transmitter!", "Rebooting the array won't do anything, we need to inject the analog PCI interface!", "My CPU bus is down, our only choice is to parse and override the bluetooth mainframe!", "Send the online circuit into the array, it will synthesize the application by copying its BIOS network!", "We need to parse the unicode Y2K hard drive!", "Try to disconnect the DHCP microchip, maybe it will quantify the open-source matrix!", "They're inside the driver, use the unicode Y2K processor to navigate their card!", "If we shut down the protocol, we can get to the SQL bus through the backup RAM processor!", "They're inside the spyware, use the high speed FTP port to override their array!", "You can't network the driver without compressing the redundant FTP address!", "Use the high speed TPS address, then you can compress the 1080p pixel!", "They're inside the capacitor, use the online SDD system to override their address!", "You can't transcode the driver without indexing the high speed DHCP alarm!", "You can't copy the monitor without transcoding the haptic RAM protocol!", "They're inside the driver, use the primary PNG mainframe to connect their program!", "You can't transcode the port without connecting the 56k XHTML bus!", "Use the unicode TPS port, then you can override the open-source pixel!", "I'll navigate the backup XML feed, that should hack the BIOS pixel!", "Try to shut down the RX transmitter, maybe it will connect the digital microchip!", "Try to compress the RX pixel, maybe it will transmit the back-end antenna!", "My USB internet is down, our only choice is to quantify and index the haptic bus!", "Try to back up the Y2K firewall, maybe it will override the open-source array!", "They're inside the pixel, use the redundant RSS form factor to index their array!", "Use the fiber optic CSS matrix, then you can input the online circuit!", "Parsing the antenna won't do anything, we need to generate the haptic PHP transmitter!", "My CD-ROM circuit is down, our only choice is to disconnect and calculate the primary spyware!", "We need to hack the fiber optic HTTP sensor!", "Parsing the card won't do anything, we need to program the primary TPS system!", "We need to parse the virtual PCI alarm!", "They're inside the feed, use the 56k CPU transmitter to copy their driver!", "Send the haptic card into the array, it will input the hard drive by hacking its TPS driver!", "They're inside the spyware, use the digital FTP monitor to network their antenna!", "Use the wireless XHTML array, then you can transmit the 1080p form factor!", "If we encode the matrix, we can get to the GB firewall through the redundant AGP application!", "Use the fiber optic TPS array, then you can override the visual bandwidth!", "They're inside the panel, use the bluetooth Y2K address to program their firewall!", "Use the mobile FTP alarm, then you can navigate the central bus!", "Try to generate the PCI mainframe, maybe it will shut down the multi-byte internet!", "Try to transmit the CGI panel, maybe it will connect the analog alarm!", "We need to input the bluetooth MP3 bus!", "You can't network the malware without disconnecting the digital SQL driver!", "I'll hack the 1080p SMS form factor, that should transmit the Y2K circuit!", "You can't input the antenna without backing up the analog MP3 port!", "The DDR protocol is down, transcode the backup firewall so we can network the GB sensor!", "We need to parse the visual ASCII alarm!", "My PPPoE transmitter is down, our only choice is to reboot and input the open-source array!", "Try to input the RAM processor, maybe it will shut down the open-source internet!", "I'll navigate the backup XHTML firewall, that should back up the TPS bandwidth!", "We need to reboot the central RSS matrix!", "My SDD internet is down, our only choice is to generate and bypass the neural form factor!", "The CPU mainframe is down, back up the central matrix so we can encode the AI spyware!", "Use the solid state CPU hard drive, then you can generate the neural mainframe!", "Generating the port won't do anything, we need to generate the digital SDRAM form factor!", "If we input the panel, we can get to the GUI internet through the wireless Y2K card!", "I'll shut down the fiber optic AAC internet, that should inject the IDE microchip!", "They're inside the program, use the mobile THX microchip to inject their monitor!", "We need to input the bluetooth MAC internet!", "My FTP program is down, our only choice is to encode and reboot the virtual port!", "The EXE application is down, quantify the redundant system so we can disconnect the GB feed!", "I'll quantify the analog XML capacitor, that should copy the CD-ROM port!", "You can't encode the virus without transcoding the solid state USB transistor!", "Indexing the capacitor won't do anything, we need to connect the redundant HDD network!", "If we program the virus, we can get to the FTP malware through the analog VGA form factor!", "My SDRAM panel is down, our only choice is to copy and navigate the haptic port!", "They're inside the internet, use the fiber optic CPU capacitor to reboot their interface!", "If we encode the mainframe, we can get to the AGP hard drive through the auxiliary XML pixel!", "Try to reboot the SSD panel, maybe it will shut down the redundant alarm!", "I'll parse the high speed CGI panel, that should encode the CPU protocol!", "I'll connect the back-end MAC mainframe, that should index the FTP spyware!", "If we parse the spyware, we can get to the SSD pixel through the visual UDP malware!", "Try to program the RX virus, maybe it will transmit the visual array!", "We need to connect the haptic AGP transmitter!", "If we calculate the malware, we can get to the SDD sensor through the fiber optic SSD program!", "Use the online CGI mainframe, then you can quantify the high speed application!", "You can't back up the bandwidth without calculating the digital SDRAM bus!", "If we back up the bus, we can get to the EXE mainframe through the primary FTP network!", "You can't compress the port without copying the backup SDD circuit!", "The GB form factor is down, override the virtual feed so we can parse the HTTP panel!", "We need to override the ethernet SSD processor!", "My RSS form factor is down, our only choice is to transmit and hack the neural bandwidth!", "You can't shut down the pixel without calculating the unicode SDD bus!", "We need to generate the haptic HDD processor!", "I'll input the neural HTTP port, that should hack the IP processor!", "I'll network the optical GB transistor, that should program the IP transmitter!", "I'll network the 56k AI card, that should program the HTTP port!", "We need to transmit the digital IDE bus!", "Use the haptic SMS panel, then you can connect the mobile address!", "Quantifying the array won't do anything, we need to quantify the 1080p USB port!", "Use the 56k DDR pixel, then you can shut down the 1080p internet!", "Use the neural Y2K processor, then you can input the primary alarm!", "Send the visual capacitor into the transistor, it will shut down the bus by attaching its SQL internet!", "If we input the interface, we can get to the MAC spyware through the haptic TCP transmitter!", "They're inside the array, use the 1080p IDE form factor to copy their panel!", "We need to compress the auxiliary HDD processor!", "Send the back-end network into the pixel, it will back up the feed by synthesizing its VGA transmitter!", "Try to navigate the TCP bus, maybe it will program the fiber optic system!", "The CGI matrix is down, copy the wireless transmitter so we can bypass the PHP internet!", "They're inside the network, use the neural IP transistor to connect their address!", "They're inside the application, use the high speed SDD processor to connect their array!", "The MP3 spyware is down, back up the bluetooth monitor so we can disconnect the USB microchip!", "They're inside the monitor, use the digital MAC port to index their transistor!", "Transmitting the array won't do anything, we need to index the ethernet PCI pixel!", "Try to override the COM bandwidth, maybe it will index the cross-platform feed!", "Try to calculate the CGI virus, maybe it will network the mobile port!", "If we program the array, we can get to the SDD firewall through the mobile GB protocol!", "My MP3 feed is down, our only choice is to back up and parse the haptic processor!", "They're inside the microchip, use the visual PPPoE antenna to navigate their virus!", "If we connect the alarm, we can get to the AAC matrix through the fiber optic VGA program!", "Transmitting the driver won't do anything, we need to network the fiber optic VGA protocol!", "You can't shut down the antenna without synthesizing the fiber optic ADP form factor!", "I'll navigate the redundant CPU transistor, that should synthesize the IDE malware!", "The AGP hard drive is down, shut down the optical microchip so we can bypass the TPS bandwidth!", "You can't calculate the program without generating the visual CPU antenna!", "Send the central bus into the pixel, it will network the monitor by disconnecting its SQL virus!", "If we input the form factor, we can get to the PPPoE pixel through the analog ADP capacitor!", "The CD-ROM hard drive is down, reboot the bluetooth antenna so we can parse the CSS array!", "My AI transistor is down, our only choice is to disconnect and back up the bluetooth system!", "The CPU bus is down, bypass the digital circuit so we can calculate the SDD card!", "Injecting the virus won't do anything, we need to disconnect the 1080p ADP array!", "Use the multi-byte XML matrix, then you can calculate the fiber optic protocol!", "The UDP alarm is down, transmit the backup malware so we can transcode the CSS network!", "I'll encode the solid state CGI microchip, that should program the VGA spyware!", "I'll copy the redundant XHTML firewall, that should reboot the RSS bandwidth!", "Send the backup feed into the application, it will attach the transmitter by injecting its VGA malware!", "They're inside the form factor, use the mobile SSD feed to synthesize their hard drive!", "The TPS form factor is down, program the primary malware so we can inject the SDD antenna!", "Use the visual MP3 transmitter, then you can shut down the open-source microchip!", "If we copy the microchip, we can get to the GUI circuit through the 1080p TPS virus!", "Try to quantify the MAC hard drive, maybe it will bypass the open-source microchip!", "You can't shut down the interface without shutting down the neural SSD system!", "I'll transcode the 56k PCI microchip, that should back up the MAC transistor!", "Generating the network won't do anything, we need to transmit the high speed ASCII internet!", "Send the virtual protocol into the alarm, it will program the antenna by quantifying its HDD firewall!", "I'll parse the analog EXE antenna, that should input the ASCII malware!", "The CPU internet is down, transmit the mobile address so we can disconnect the CGI port!", "Send the backup malware into the processor, it will transmit the pixel by connecting its XML feed!", "The USB program is down, hack the open-source panel so we can quantify the VGA firewall!", "Send the primary form factor into the transistor, it will hack the network by backing up its SSD address!", "Shutting down the bandwidth won't do anything, we need to index the wireless PHP virus!", "I'll navigate the fiber optic UDP driver, that should synthesize the BIOS bandwidth!", "They're inside the bus, use the analog CD-ROM virus to network their firewall!", "Try to program the GUI virus, maybe it will override the digital sensor!", "They're inside the network, use the visual AAC port to generate their internet!", "We need to hack the open-source SSD form factor!", "I'll navigate the bluetooth PNG bus, that should quantify the DDR microchip!", "We need to synthesize the online SMTP transistor!", "Send the virtual transistor into the program, it will calculate the processor by transcoding its VGA malware!", "They're inside the monitor, use the virtual SMTP system to copy their address!", "Use the high speed AAC internet, then you can transmit the bluetooth port!", "My ASCII internet is down, our only choice is to synthesize and input the primary hard drive!", "Use the haptic ADP interface, then you can quantify the ethernet form factor!", "Use the redundant DDR mainframe, then you can compress the digital matrix!", "Send the haptic circuit into the driver, it will copy the system by generating its ADP capacitor!", "They're inside the program, use the digital MAC card to quantify their sensor!", "We need to connect the wireless CD-ROM circuit!", "They're inside the sensor, use the 56k SSD panel to quantify their system!", "Use the redundant IP sensor, then you can navigate the analog antenna!", "Use the cross-platform VGA panel, then you can inject the visual pixel!", "Try to attach the AI address, maybe it will transmit the wireless transmitter!", "Bypassing the protocol won't do anything, we need to network the solid state IDE firewall!", "Send the back-end capacitor into the program, it will transmit the panel by shutting down its VGA alarm!", "I'll shut down the visual CSS feed, that should synthesize the MP3 interface!", "Use the 1080p SMS card, then you can calculate the high speed transistor!", "They're inside the capacitor, use the wireless COM matrix to shut down their microchip!", "I'll generate the haptic GB program, that should copy the CPU bandwidth!", "We need to attach the optical Y2K array!", "Use the auxiliary CSS port, then you can generate the digital sensor!", "We need to inject the central SQL internet!", "Use the back-end SDRAM interface, then you can compress the virtual bandwidth!", "Quantifying the transistor won't do anything, we need to quantify the back-end COM circuit!", "We need to generate the haptic IDE network!", "I'll network the haptic RSS mainframe, that should reboot the TPS circuit!", "Overriding the array won't do anything, we need to transmit the fiber optic CD-ROM bus!", "I'll connect the fiber optic EXE matrix, that should hack the DDR card!", "You can't hack the sensor without calculating the optical SSL capacitor!", "You can't generate the driver without programming the virtual XHTML monitor!", "Generating the mainframe won't do anything, we need to override the redundant VGA transistor!", "My ASCII transmitter is down, our only choice is to network and bypass the 1080p capacitor!", "I'll index the primary CD-ROM application, that should transmit the PHP interface!", "My PNG feed is down, our only choice is to input and quantify the optical bandwidth!"]


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# Change these details to match your environment!! The first option needs to be the hostname or ip address
# of your server. The second option 'analyst_logon' needs to be set to the username and password of an administrator
# Failure to adjust these settings correctly could prevent the script from working or worse, make unwanted changes to
# your production environment
##

endpoint = '10.3.200.20'
username = 'admin'
password = ''
priority = 'P2 - Applications'

##################################################
# Log an incident with some random techno babble #
##################################################

session = Xmlmc::Api::Session.new endpoint
session.analyst_logon username, password
helpdesk = Xmlmc::Api::Helpdesk.new
data = Xmlmc::Api::Data.new

# find a customer to log a call against
customers = data.sql_query 'Select keysearch from userdb', true
which_cust = rand(customers[:rowsEffected])
cust = customers[:data][which_cust][:keysearch]

#pick some random jargon
desc = jargon[rand(500)]

# log the call and end the session
puts helpdesk.log_incident cust, priority, desc
session.analyst_logoff