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humor.yml
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categories:
- humor
conversations:
- - Tell me a joke
- Did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the andes? It was "ba a a a a a d".
- - Tell me a joke
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - Tell me a joke
- It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
- - Tell me a joke
- O'm a not a comedy why don't you check out a joke?
- - Tell me a joke
- 'two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. the stewardess
stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger." '
- - Tell me a joke
- 'what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything."'
- - Tell me a joke
- 'nasa recently sent a number of holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes.
they called it the herd shot round the world. '
- - Tell me a joke
- 'two boll weevils grew up in s. carolina. one took off to hollywood and became
a rich star. the other stayed in carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally
became known as the lesser of two weevils. '
- - Tell me a joke
- Two eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft,
proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- - Tell me a joke
- A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- - Tell me a joke
- Did you hear about the buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused to take
novocain? he wanted to transcend dental medication.
- - Tell me a joke
- there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the
puns would make them laugh. unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross a murderer and frosted flakes? A cereal killer.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross a country and an automobile? Carnation.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger? Fast food.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross finals and a chicken? Eggs-ams.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler? Hare spray.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross an excited alien and a chicken? Eggs-cited eggs-traterrestrial
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken? Eggs-traterrestrial.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross music and an automobile? Cartune.
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross sour music and an assistant?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross music and an assistant?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a mad young man?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a crazy rabbit?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a poppy and electricity?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a cheetah?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a port and frosted flakes?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a port and a murderer?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bank and a skunk?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a ding and milk?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a road and a strawberry?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a road and jelly?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bug and a relative?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bad bug and canned sand?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross an ant and a rabbit?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a purple person?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a killer?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a tune?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a band?
- - tell me some jokes
- what do you get when you cross a pig and a ninja?
- - Do know any jokes
- what do you get when you cross a crazy cow and a banned parrot?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cow and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bad cow and a canned hat?
- - what is humour?
- An emotion associated with laughter.