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One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.

Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been

anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't

usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?

But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.

These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious.

You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.

You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...

You begin to breakout of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.

You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.

But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.

You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.

You hear a small bird sound in the distance.

But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.

When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.

But you are too quick for the marshmellow!

The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!

If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!

Hold the image of the marshmallow and..

Do you:

[Try and interact with the marshmallow hand] (interact/interact.md)

Close your eyes

Grab the lighter first?

make a swing with rope and jacket

Start eating the walls?

realize you are in Minecraft

Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?

Quickly run outside and explore?

Light a fire?

dig a hole with your bare hands?

Go back to sleep?

Stay puft?

Dig at the walls with a fork

Invite some friends over?

Look for a way out?

Count the marshmallows?

Begin to dance to pass the time?

You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?

Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?

[Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?] (../French/feu-de-camp.md)

[Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?] (fork-jam/not_dreaming.md)

[Go out and collect mushroom?] (mushroom/collect_mushroom.md)

Try to walk around

Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?

Begin to sing out of fear?

Go meditate and ponder about your next step?

U will scream out of fear?

Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?

Start tying knots on the fork?

Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?

Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?

Go straight to the solution!

Cook them marshmallows

Explore Wikipedia

Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?

Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?

Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!

Call a doctor

Remember that pill you took

light up the wall

hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket

make a necklace out of the marshmallows

light up the wall 2

Switch on your laptop and..

Perform some magic

Raise your self so high

Put yourself back in the straitjacket

Find the bird

Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man

Try to use one of your pokemon?

Throw a rock at it and see if it moves

Start tickling the marshmallow

Enter the time tunnel

Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs

Use the fork, Luke!

B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word

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