diff --git a/resources/views/components/header-news-bar.blade.php b/resources/views/components/header-news-bar.blade.php
index 4b2506d9..793d5ff5 100644
--- a/resources/views/components/header-news-bar.blade.php
+++ b/resources/views/components/header-news-bar.blade.php
@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
-<?php
-    $news = Illuminate\Support\Arr::random(['nova', 'forge', 'vapor', 'herd', 'pulse', 'reverb', 'laracon', 'laracon-au']);
-?>
+@php
+    $news = ['nova', 'forge', 'vapor', 'herd', 'pulse', 'reverb', 'laracon', 'laracon-au'];
+@endphp
 
-<div class="hidden lg:flex items-center justify-center bg-gradient-to-b from-red-500 to-red-600 p-2 text-center text-white text-sm">
-    @if ($news === 'herd')
+<div class="hidden lg:flex items-center justify-center bg-gradient-to-b from-red-500 to-red-600 p-2 text-center text-white text-sm h-9">
+    <template id="news-herd">
         <div>
             <svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="w-5 h-5 text-white" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="2" stroke="currentColor" stroke-linecap="round" fill="none" stroke-linejoin="round">
               <path stroke="none" d="M0 0h24v24H0z" fill="none"/>
@@ -18,57 +18,65 @@
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Get started with PHP and Laravel faster than ever using <a href="https://herd.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Herd</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'laracon')
+    <template id="news-laracon">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3.055 11H5a2 2 0 012 2v1a2 2 0 002 2 2 2 0 012 2v2.945M8 3.935V5.5A2.5 2.5 0 0010.5 8h.5a2 2 0 012 2 2 2 0 104 0 2 2 0 012-2h1.064M15 20.488V18a2 2 0 012-2h3.064M21 12a9 9 0 11-18 0 9 9 0 0118 0z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Join us in Dallax, TX! Tickets are now available for <a href="https://laracon.us" class="underline">Laracon US</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'laracon-in')
+    <template id="news-laracon-in">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3.055 11H5a2 2 0 012 2v1a2 2 0 002 2 2 2 0 012 2v2.945M8 3.935V5.5A2.5 2.5 0 0010.5 8h.5a2 2 0 012 2 2 2 0 104 0 2 2 0 012-2h1.064M15 20.488V18a2 2 0 012-2h3.064M21 12a9 9 0 11-18 0 9 9 0 0118 0z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Let's go to India! Tickets are now available for <a href="https://laracon.in" class="underline">Laracon IN</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'laracon-eu')
+    <template id="news-laracon-eu">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3.055 11H5a2 2 0 012 2v1a2 2 0 002 2 2 2 0 012 2v2.945M8 3.935V5.5A2.5 2.5 0 0010.5 8h.5a2 2 0 012 2 2 2 0 104 0 2 2 0 012-2h1.064M15 20.488V18a2 2 0 012-2h3.064M21 12a9 9 0 11-18 0 9 9 0 0118 0z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Let's go to Europe! Tickets are now available for <a href="https://laracon.eu" class="underline">Laracon EU</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'laracon-au')
+    <template id="news-laracon-au">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3.055 11H5a2 2 0 012 2v1a2 2 0 002 2 2 2 0 012 2v2.945M8 3.935V5.5A2.5 2.5 0 0010.5 8h.5a2 2 0 012 2 2 2 0 104 0 2 2 0 012-2h1.064M15 20.488V18a2 2 0 012-2h3.064M21 12a9 9 0 11-18 0 9 9 0 0118 0z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Let's go down under! Tickets are now available for <a href="https://laracon.au" class="underline">Laracon AU</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'forge')
+    <template id="news-forge">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M9.75 17L9 20l-1 1h8l-1-1-.75-3M3 13h18M5 17h14a2 2 0 002-2V5a2 2 0 00-2-2H5a2 2 0 00-2 2v10a2 2 0 002 2z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Servers with PHP 8.3 are now available for provisioning via <a href="https://forge.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Forge</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'vapor')
+    <template id="news-vapor">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3 15a4 4 0 004 4h9a5 5 0 10-.1-9.999 5.002 5.002 0 10-9.78 2.096A4.001 4.001 0 003 15z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Deploy Laravel with the infinite scale of serverless using <a href="https://vapor.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Vapor</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'pulse')
+    <template id="news-pulse">
         <div><svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" stroke-width="2" d="M3 15a4 4 0 004 4h9a5 5 0 10-.1-9.999 5.002 5.002 0 10-9.78 2.096A4.001 4.001 0 003 15z"></path></svg></div>
 
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             How's your health? Check your application's vital signs using <a href="https://pulse.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Pulse</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'reverb')
+    <template id="news-reverb">
         <div>
             <svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="w-5 h-5 text-white" width="44" height="44" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="currentColor" fill="none" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round">
               <path stroke="none" d="M0 0h24v24H0z" fill="none"/>
@@ -84,8 +92,9 @@
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Incoming transmission received. <a href="https://reverb.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Reverb</a> is now available!
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'nova')
+    <template id="news-nova">
         <div>
             <svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="1.5" viewBox="0 0 24 24" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" aria-hidden="true">
               <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M15.59 14.37a6 6 0 01-5.84 7.38v-4.8m5.84-2.58a14.98 14.98 0 006.16-12.12A14.98 14.98 0 009.631 8.41m5.96 5.96a14.926 14.926 0 01-5.841 2.58m-.119-8.54a6 6 0 00-7.381 5.84h4.8m2.581-5.84a14.927 14.927 0 00-2.58 5.84m2.699 2.7c-.103.021-.207.041-.311.06a15.09 15.09 0 01-2.448-2.448 14.9 14.9 0 01.06-.312m-2.24 2.39a4.493 4.493 0 00-1.757 4.306 4.493 4.493 0 004.306-1.758M16.5 9a1.5 1.5 0 11-3 0 1.5 1.5 0 013 0z"></path>
@@ -95,8 +104,9 @@
         <div class="mt-px ml-1">
             Take your administration backend to another dimension with <a href="https://nova.laravel.com" class="underline">Laravel Nova</a>.
         </div>
+    </template>
 
-    @elseif ($news === 'careers')
+    <template id="news-careers">
         <div>
             <svg class="w-5 h-5 text-white" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" fill="none" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="currentColor" class="w-6 h-6">
                 <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M20.25 14.15v4.25c0 1.094-.787 2.036-1.872 2.18-2.087.277-4.216.42-6.378.42s-4.291-.143-6.378-.42c-1.085-.144-1.872-1.086-1.872-2.18v-4.25m16.5 0a2.18 2.18 0 0 0 .75-1.661V8.706c0-1.081-.768-2.015-1.837-2.175a48.114 48.114 0 0 0-3.413-.387m4.5 8.006c-.194.165-.42.295-.673.38A23.978 23.978 0 0 1 12 15.75c-2.648 0-5.195-.429-7.577-1.22a2.016 2.016 0 0 1-.673-.38m0 0A2.18 2.18 0 0 1 3 12.489V8.706c0-1.081.768-2.015 1.837-2.175a48.111 48.111 0 0 1 3.413-.387m7.5 0V5.25A2.25 2.25 0 0 0 13.5 3h-3a2.25 2.25 0 0 0-2.25 2.25v.894m7.5 0a48.667 48.667 0 0 0-7.5 0M12 12.75h.008v.008H12v-.008Z" />
@@ -107,5 +117,12 @@
             Laravel is hiring! <a href="{{ route('careers') }}" class="underline">Help us build the future of Laravel</a>.
         </div>
 
-    @endif
+    </template>
 </div>
+<script>
+    const activeNewsTemplate = document.getElementById(
+        'news-'+@js($news)[Math.floor(Math.random() * {{ count($news) }})]
+    )
+
+    activeNewsTemplate.replaceWith(activeNewsTemplate.content)
+</script>
diff --git a/resources/views/docs.blade.php b/resources/views/docs.blade.php
index 5c7c7ba5..3864b116 100644
--- a/resources/views/docs.blade.php
+++ b/resources/views/docs.blade.php
@@ -33,60 +33,45 @@ class="hidden ml-4 lg:block"
                         </nav>
 
                         @php
-                            $promote = null;
-
-                            switch(random_int(1, 5)) {
-                                case 1:
-                                    $promote = 'forge';
-                                    break;
-
-                                case 2:
-                                    $promote = 'vapor';
-                                    break;
-
-                                case 3:
-                                    $promote = 'nova';
-                                    break;
-
-                                case 4:
-                                    $promote = 'pulse';
-                                    break;
-
-                                case 5:
-                                    $promote = 'reverb';
-                                    break;
-                            }
+                            $promotions = ['forge', 'vapor', 'nova', 'pulse', 'reverb'];
                         @endphp
 
-                        @if ($promote == 'forge')
+                        <template id="promote-forge">
                             <div class="mt-4 px-3 py-2 border-dashed border-gray-200 border rounded-lg text-xs leading-loose text-gray-700 lg:block dark:border-gray-400 dark:text-gray-200">
                                 <span class="font-medium">Laravel Forge:</span> create and manage PHP 8 servers. Deploy your Laravel applications in seconds. <a class="underline text-red-600" href="https://forge.laravel.com">Sign up now!</a>.
                             </div>
-                        @endif
+                        </template>
 
-                        @if ($promote == 'vapor')
+                        <template id="promote-vapor">
                             <div class="mt-4 px-3 py-2 border-dashed border-gray-200 border rounded-lg text-xs leading-loose text-gray-700 lg:block dark:border-gray-400 dark:text-gray-200">
                                 <span class="font-medium">Laravel Vapor:</span> experience extreme scale on a dedicated serverless platform for Laravel. <a class="underline text-red-600" href="https://vapor.laravel.com">Sign up now!</a>.
                             </div>
-                        @endif
+                        </template>
 
-                        @if ($promote == 'nova')
+                        <template id="promote-nova">
                             <div class="mt-4 px-3 py-2 border-dashed border-gray-200 border rounded-lg text-xs leading-loose text-gray-700 lg:block dark:border-gray-400 dark:text-gray-200">
                                 <span class="font-medium">Laravel Nova:</span> The next generation of Nova is <a class="underline text-red-600" href="https://nova.laravel.com">now available</a>.
                             </div>
-                        @endif
+                        </template>
 
-                        @if ($promote == 'pulse')
+                        <template id="promote-pulse">
                             <div class="mt-4 px-3 py-2 border-dashed border-gray-200 border rounded-lg text-xs leading-loose text-gray-700 lg:block dark:border-gray-400 dark:text-gray-200">
                                 <span class="font-medium">Laravel Pulse:</span> How's your health? Check your application's vital signs using <a href="https://pulse.laravel.com" class="underline text-red-600">Laravel Pulse</a>.
                             </div>
-                        @endif
+                        </template>
 
-                        @if ($promote == 'reverb')
+                        <template id="promote-reverb">
                             <div class="mt-4 px-3 py-2 border-dashed border-gray-200 border rounded-lg text-xs leading-loose text-gray-700 lg:block dark:border-gray-400 dark:text-gray-200">
                                 <span class="font-medium">Laravel Reverb:</span> You can easily build dynamic, real-time Laravel applications using WebSockets. <a href="https://reverb.laravel.com" class="underline text-red-600">Laravel Reverb</a> is now available!
                             </div>
-                        @endif
+                        </template>
+                        <script>
+                            const activePromotionTemplate = document.getElementById(
+                                'promote-'+@js($promotions)[Math.floor(Math.random() * {{ count($promotions) }})]
+                            )
+
+                            activePromotionTemplate.replaceWith(activePromotionTemplate.content)
+                        </script>
                     </div>
                 </div>
             </aside>
diff --git a/resources/views/partials/layout.blade.php b/resources/views/partials/layout.blade.php
index 9bc24400..49dce5c2 100644
--- a/resources/views/partials/layout.blade.php
+++ b/resources/views/partials/layout.blade.php
@@ -85,6 +85,7 @@
         navIsOpen: false,
     }"
     class="w-full h-full font-sans antialiased text-gray-900 language-php"
+    data-instant-intensity="0"
 >
 
 @yield('content')
diff --git a/routes/web.php b/routes/web.php
index d5464a16..b26640cc 100644
--- a/routes/web.php
+++ b/routes/web.php
@@ -10,22 +10,6 @@
     define('DEFAULT_VERSION', '11.x');
 }
 
-if (! defined('SHOW_VAPOR')) {
-    define('SHOW_VAPOR', random_int(1, 2) === 1);
-}
-
-if (! defined('SHOW_PROMO')) {
-    $int = random_int(1, 3);
-
-    if ($int === 1) {
-        define('SHOW_PROMO', 'FORGE');
-    } elseif ($int === 2) {
-        define('SHOW_PROMO', 'VAPOR');
-    } elseif ($int === 3) {
-        define('SHOW_PROMO', 'PARTNERS');
-    }
-}
-
 Route::get('docs', [DocsController::class, 'showRootPage']);
 
 Route::get('docs/cashier', function () {