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Fruit

Puns based on all kinds of delicious fruit

Banana-specific

  • I love bananas. They're so appealing.

Fruit juice

  • I heard the apple stopped in the road because it ran out of juice.
  • Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
  • Contributing to this project is fun and easy; my puns are landing smoothie-ly and I'm really starting to blend in!

Berries

  • These are berry bad puns.

Grapes / Raisins

  • His grapes sound very unraisinable to me.

Papaya

  • She asked her parents, but her papaya won’t let her go to the party.

Elderberry

  • I was told to respect my elderberries.

Cantaloupe:

  • Why dont melons get married? they cantaloupe.

Lime:

  • I don't want kids yet. Why can't you wait until lime ready?