diff --git a/pkg/ui/package.json b/pkg/ui/package.json
index 715e4d018a43..7d04b5df4872 100644
--- a/pkg/ui/package.json
+++ b/pkg/ui/package.json
@@ -381,6 +381,19 @@
           "tmp": "0.0.33",
           "uglify-js": "^2.8.29"
         }
+      },
+      "// @protobufjs/inquire hacks": [
+        "@protobufjs/inquire (used by protobufjs@6) uses eval() to require",
+        "packages while hiding them from bundlers. Since inquire is a separate",
+        "package from protobufjs and doesn't declare all of protobufjs'",
+        "direct dependencies, any call to inquire() for packages not provided",
+        "by the node stdlib is a 'phantom' dependency. Currently only 'long'",
+        "fits into this category."
+      ],
+      "@protobufjs/inquire@1.x": {
+        "dependencies": {
+          "long": "4.0.0"
+        }
       }
     },
     "overrides": {
diff --git a/pkg/ui/pnpm-lock.yaml b/pkg/ui/pnpm-lock.yaml
index b177a624fdc1..06603decda85 100644
--- a/pkg/ui/pnpm-lock.yaml
+++ b/pkg/ui/pnpm-lock.yaml
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ overrides:
   '@cockroachlabs/cluster-ui>antd': 3.26.20
   analytics-node>axios-retry: 3.1.9
 
-packageExtensionsChecksum: c8401d95bcfa63cade05749ae746f3fe
+packageExtensionsChecksum: 8b8b370d73a39eaff506edcfedb27e22
 
 patchedDependencies:
   topojson@3.0.2:
@@ -6178,6 +6178,8 @@ packages:
 
   /@protobufjs/inquire@1.1.0:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-kdSefcPdruJiFMVSbn801t4vFK7KB/5gd2fYvrxhuJYg8ILrmn9SKSX2tZdV6V+ksulWqS7aXjBcRXl3wHoD9Q==}
+    dependencies:
+      long: 4.0.0
 
   /@protobufjs/path@1.1.2:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-6JOcJ5Tm08dOHAbdR3GrvP+yUUfkjG5ePsHYczMFLq3ZmMkAD98cDgcT2iA1lJ9NVwFd4tH/iSSoe44YWkltEA==}
diff --git a/pkg/ui/workspaces/cluster-ui/src/store/statementDetails/statementDetails.sagas.spec.ts b/pkg/ui/workspaces/cluster-ui/src/store/statementDetails/statementDetails.sagas.spec.ts
index 7daffae9bfdb..ec18b3b9b6d1 100644
--- a/pkg/ui/workspaces/cluster-ui/src/store/statementDetails/statementDetails.sagas.spec.ts
+++ b/pkg/ui/workspaces/cluster-ui/src/store/statementDetails/statementDetails.sagas.spec.ts
@@ -53,9 +53,10 @@ describe("SQLDetailsStats sagas", () => {
     }),
     type: "request",
   };
-  // Don't include /start and /end, since they're not included in the above payload.
+  // /start and /end aren't included in the above payload, but the default value
+  // when missing (0 for both) appears anyway.
   const key =
-    "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname";
+    "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname/0/0";
   const SQLDetailsStatsResponse =
     new cockroach.server.serverpb.StatementDetailsResponse({
       statement: {
@@ -674,7 +675,7 @@ describe("SQLDetailsStats sagas", () => {
         .withReducer(reducer)
         .hasFinalState<SQLDetailsStatsReducerState>({
           cachedData: {
-            "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname":
+            "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname/0/0":
               {
                 data: SQLDetailsStatsResponse,
                 lastError: null,
@@ -700,7 +701,7 @@ describe("SQLDetailsStats sagas", () => {
         .withReducer(reducer)
         .hasFinalState<SQLDetailsStatsReducerState>({
           cachedData: {
-            "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname":
+            "SELECT * FROM crdb_internal.node_build_info/$ cockroach sql,newname/0/0":
               {
                 data: null,
                 lastError: error,