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<title>10 Things I Hate About U(sers)</title>
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<h2>Avi Schwab</h2>
<h3>Senior Front-End Developer</h3>
<h4><a href="http://www.uchicago.edu">University of Chicago</a> > <a href="http://itservices.uchicago.edu">IT Services</a> > <a href="http://webservices.uchicago.edu">Web Services</a></h4>
<h4><a href="https://www.drupal.org/u/froboy">drupal.org/u/froboy</a></h4>
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<h2>I manage <a href="http://sites.uchicago.edu">UChicago Sites</a></h2>
<p>Hosted templating service for departments, divisions, offices, labs, and more at UChicago with over 300 live sites and another 100+ in development.</p>
<p>All this is to say... We have many users of all skills and abilities.</p>
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<h1>10 Things I Hate About U(sers)</h1>
<p>or</p>
<h2>The Taming of the User</h2>
<p>or</p>
<h3>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the User</h3>
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<h1>1. Users will do whatever you let them...</h1>
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<p>...so only give them what they need.</p>
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<h1>2. Users will try to do things they shouldn’t...</h1>
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<p>... so make sensible input filters, use tokens, etc.</p>
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<h1>3. Users will have a hard time...</h1>
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<p>...so make useful inline documentation.</p>
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<h1>4. Users will need your help, no matter what...</h1>
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<p>...so give them direct access to answers, and let them ask questions</p>
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<h1>5. Users love <code style="font-size:.8em;"><span id="wtf">nasty markup</span></code>...</h1>
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<p>...so take advantage of “Paste from Word” or “Paste as plain text”.</p>
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<h1>6. Users don’t speak our language...</h1>
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<p>...so speak to them in theirs.</p>
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<h1>7. Users are not all created equal...</h1>
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<p>...so use roles wisely.</p>
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<h1>8. Users aren’t always patient...</h1>
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<p>...so empower them to do things like clear caches </br>(when you can).</p>
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<h1>9. Users will (eventually) ask good questions...</h1>
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<p>...so ask them to RTFM, then follow up.</p>
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<h1>10. Users will do amazing things you never thought possible...</h1>
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<p>...so maybe don't hate them, </br>not even a little bit, not even at all.</p>
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<h3>Thanks.</h3>
<p>P.S. We're hiring. <a href="http://bit.ly/ITS-FED">bit.ly/ITS-FED</a></p>
<p><small>Screenshots made with <a href="http://www.cockos.com/licecap/">LICEcap</a>. As <a href="https://blog.intercom.io/show-dont-tell-gifs/">other internet people say</a> "It’s not an attractive name, it’s not a sexy product, but it’s amazing for recording a portion of your desktop into a GIF."</small></p>
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