diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/compose/flyway/docker-compose.yml b/pkg/acceptance/compose/flyway/docker-compose.yml
index 0b1470ea9a61..50757c95b133 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/compose/flyway/docker-compose.yml
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/compose/flyway/docker-compose.yml
@@ -1,14 +1,14 @@
 version: '3'
 services:
   cockroach:
-    image: ubuntu:xenial-20170214
+    image: ubuntu:xenial-20210804
     command: /cockroach/cockroach start-single-node --insecure --listen-addr cockroach
     volumes:
       - ${COCKROACH_BINARY:-../../../../cockroach-linux-2.6.32-gnu-amd64}:/cockroach/cockroach
   flyway:
     depends_on:
       - cockroach
-    image: flyway/flyway:6
+    image: flyway/flyway:9.3
     volumes:
       - ./sql:/sql
     command: migrate -user=root -url=jdbc:postgresql://cockroach:26257/defaultdb -locations=filesystem:/sql
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose-python.yml b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose-python.yml
index bd103562fe88..a4ac801161ac 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose-python.yml
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose-python.yml
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ services:
       - ./kdc/start.sh:/start.sh
       - keytab:/keytab
   cockroach:
-    image: ubuntu:xenial-20170214
+    image: ubuntu:xenial-20210804
     depends_on:
       - kdc
     command: /cockroach/cockroach --certs-dir=/certs start-single-node --listen-addr cockroach
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose.yml b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose.yml
index e0fcfba127c1..a6d1a8d743fb 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose.yml
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/docker-compose.yml
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ services:
       - ./kdc/start.sh:/start.sh
       - keytab:/keytab
   cockroach:
-    image: ubuntu:xenial-20170214
+    image: ubuntu:xenial-20210804
     depends_on:
       - kdc
     command: /cockroach/cockroach --certs-dir=/certs start-single-node --listen-addr cockroach
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/psql/Dockerfile b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/psql/Dockerfile
index 8d317ed19f07..5f85d083bee9 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/psql/Dockerfile
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/psql/Dockerfile
@@ -15,9 +15,18 @@ RUN apt-get update && \
 
 COPY --from=builder /workspace/gss.test .
 
-RUN curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-amd64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz \
-  && echo "442dae58b727a79f81368127fac141d7f95501ffa05f8c48943d27c4e807deb7 autouseradd.tar.gz" | sha256sum -c - \
-  && tar xzf autouseradd.tar.gz --strip-components 1 \
-  && rm autouseradd.tar.gz
+# This Dockerfile is only used by docker-compose and built on-demand on the same architecture so it is safe
+# to assume the target arch based on the host arch.
+RUN ARCH=`uname -m`; \
+    if [ "$ARCH" = "arm64" ] || [ "$ARCH" = "aarch64" ]; then \
+      curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-arm64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz && \
+      SHASUM=b216bebfbe30c3c156144cff07233654e23025e26ab5827058c9b284e130599e; \
+    else \
+      curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-amd64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz && \
+      SHASUM=442dae58b727a79f81368127fac141d7f95501ffa05f8c48943d27c4e807deb7; \
+    fi; \
+    echo "$SHASUM autouseradd.tar.gz" | sha256sum -c -; \
+    tar xzf autouseradd.tar.gz --strip-components 1; \
+    rm autouseradd.tar.gz;
 
 ENTRYPOINT ["autouseradd", "--user", "roach", "--no-create-home", "/start.sh"]
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/python/Dockerfile b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/python/Dockerfile
index d53feb55e416..9250a4172b48 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/python/Dockerfile
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/compose/gss/python/Dockerfile
@@ -9,10 +9,19 @@ RUN wget --quiet -O - https://www.postgresql.org/media/keys/ACCC4CF8.asc | apt-k
   krb5-user \
   postgresql-client-11
 
-RUN curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-amd64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz \
-  && echo "442dae58b727a79f81368127fac141d7f95501ffa05f8c48943d27c4e807deb7 autouseradd.tar.gz" | sha256sum -c - \
-  && tar xzf autouseradd.tar.gz --strip-components 1 \
-  && rm autouseradd.tar.gz
+# This Dockerfile is only used by docker-compose and built on-demand on the same architecture so it is safe
+# to assume the target arch based on the host arch.
+RUN ARCH=`uname -m`; \
+    if [ "$ARCH" = "arm64" ] || [ "$ARCH" = "aarch64" ]; then \
+      curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-arm64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz && \
+      SHASUM=b216bebfbe30c3c156144cff07233654e23025e26ab5827058c9b284e130599e; \
+    else \
+      curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-amd64.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz && \
+      SHASUM=442dae58b727a79f81368127fac141d7f95501ffa05f8c48943d27c4e807deb7; \
+    fi; \
+    echo "$SHASUM autouseradd.tar.gz" | sha256sum -c -; \
+    tar xzf autouseradd.tar.gz --strip-components 1; \
+    rm autouseradd.tar.gz;
 
 RUN mkdir /code
 WORKDIR /code
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/testdata/Dockerfile b/pkg/acceptance/testdata/Dockerfile
index d7beb77ad16b..03fa6c735975 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/testdata/Dockerfile
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/testdata/Dockerfile
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 FROM ubuntu:18.04
+ARG TARGETPLATFORM
 
 # This Dockerfile bundles several language runtimes and test frameworks into one
 # container for our acceptance tests.
@@ -28,23 +29,14 @@ FROM ubuntu:18.04
 RUN apt-get update \
  && apt-get install --yes --no-install-recommends ca-certificates curl
 
-# The forward reference version is the oldest version from which we support
-# upgrading. The bidirectional reference version is the oldest version that we
-# support upgrading from and downgrading to.
-ENV FORWARD_REFERENCE_VERSION="v2.0.0"
-ENV BIDIRECTIONAL_REFERENCE_VERSION="v2.0.0"
-RUN mkdir /opt/forward-reference-version /opt/bidirectional-reference-version \
- && curl -fsSL https://binaries.cockroachdb.com/cockroach-${FORWARD_REFERENCE_VERSION}.linux-amd64.tgz \
-    | tar xz -C /opt/forward-reference-version --strip-components=1 \
- && curl -fsSL https://binaries.cockroachdb.com/cockroach-${BIDIRECTIONAL_REFERENCE_VERSION}.linux-amd64.tgz \
-    | tar xz -C /opt/bidirectional-reference-version --strip-components=1
-
-RUN apt-get install --yes --no-install-recommends openjdk-8-jdk \
- && curl -fsSL https://github.com/cockroachdb/finagle-postgres/archive/94b1325270.tar.gz | tar xz \
- && cd finagle-postgres-* \
- && ./sbt assembly \
- && mv target/scala-2.11/finagle-postgres-tests.jar /opt/finagle-postgres-tests.jar \
- && rm -rf /finagle-postgres-* ~/.ivy2
+RUN case ${TARGETPLATFORM} in \
+    "linux/amd64") URL=https://download.visualstudio.microsoft.com/download/pr/8159607a-e686-4ead-ac99-b4c97290a5fd/ec6070b1b2cc0651ebe57cf1bd411315/dotnet-sdk-6.0.401-linux-x64.tar.gz ;; \
+    "linux/arm64") URL=https://download.visualstudio.microsoft.com/download/pr/a567a07f-af9d-451a-834c-a746ac299e6b/1d9d74b54cf580f93cad71a6bf7b32be/dotnet-sdk-6.0.401-linux-arm64.tar.gz ;; \
+   esac \
+ && curl -sL -o dotnet.tar.gz $URL \
+ && mkdir -p /usr/share/dotnet \
+ && tar -zxf dotnet.tar.gz -C /usr/share/dotnet \
+ && ln -s /usr/share/dotnet/dotnet /usr/bin/dotnet
 
 RUN curl -fsSL https://dl.yarnpkg.com/debian/pubkey.gpg > /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d/yarn.asc \
  && echo "deb https://dl.yarnpkg.com/debian/ stable main" > /etc/apt/sources.list.d/yarn.list \
@@ -54,10 +46,7 @@ RUN curl -fsSL https://dl.yarnpkg.com/debian/pubkey.gpg > /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d
  && curl https://packages.erlang-solutions.com/erlang-solutions_2.0_all.deb > erlang-solutions_2.0_all.deb && dpkg -i erlang-solutions_2.0_all.deb \
  && apt-get update \
  && apt-get install --yes --no-install-recommends \
-    dotnet-sdk-2.1 \
-    dotnet-runtime-2.1 \
     expect \
-    elixir \
     esl-erlang \
     libc6-dev \
     libcurl4 \
@@ -78,8 +67,14 @@ RUN curl -fsSL https://dl.yarnpkg.com/debian/pubkey.gpg > /etc/apt/trusted.gpg.d
     xmlstarlet \
     yarn
 
-RUN curl -fsSL https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.0.0/autouseradd-1.0.0-amd64.tar.gz \
-    | tar xz -C /usr --strip-components 1
+RUN case ${TARGETPLATFORM} in \
+    "linux/amd64") ARCH=amd64; SHASUM=442dae58b727a79f81368127fac141d7f95501ffa05f8c48943d27c4e807deb7 ;; \
+    "linux/arm64") ARCH=arm64; SHASUM=b216bebfbe30c3c156144cff07233654e23025e26ab5827058c9b284e130599e ;; \
+   esac \
+  && curl -fsSL "https://github.com/benesch/autouseradd/releases/download/1.3.0/autouseradd-1.3.0-$ARCH.tar.gz" -o autouseradd.tar.gz \
+  && echo "$SHASUM autouseradd.tar.gz" | sha256sum -c - \
+  && tar xzf autouseradd.tar.gz --strip-components 1 \
+  && rm autouseradd.tar.gz
 
 # When system packages are not available for a language's PostgreSQL driver,
 # fall back to using that language's package manager. The high-level process
diff --git a/pkg/acceptance/util_docker.go b/pkg/acceptance/util_docker.go
index 8104e2f59a14..13f2893f6e3e 100644
--- a/pkg/acceptance/util_docker.go
+++ b/pkg/acceptance/util_docker.go
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ func testDockerSuccess(ctx context.Context, t *testing.T, name string, cmd []str
 const (
 	// Iterating against a locally built version of the docker image can be done
 	// by changing acceptanceImage to the hash of the container.
-	acceptanceImage = "docker.io/cockroachdb/acceptance:20200303-091324"
+	acceptanceImage = "docker.io/cockroachdb/acceptance:20221005-223354"
 )
 
 func testDocker(