diff --git a/bfportal/bfportal/static/js/bfportal.js b/bfportal/bfportal/static/js/bfportal.js
index 168c25a..b3d3631 100644
--- a/bfportal/bfportal/static/js/bfportal.js
+++ b/bfportal/bfportal/static/js/bfportal.js
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 // https://portal.battlefield.com/experience/package/era?playgroundId=d23be170-33aa-11ed-98f8-9d6912d338ca
 
-$(document).ready(function() {
+$(document).ready(function () {
     "use strict";
     $("body").on('click touch', function (event) {
         animateNavBarPane(true);
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
             otherInp = $('#id_code');
         }
         const req = $(`#${inp.prop('id')}Reason`),
-            otherReq =  $(`#${otherInp.prop('id')}Reason`);
+            otherReq = $(`#${otherInp.prop('id')}Reason`);
 
         if (req.siblings().length <= 2) {
             required_asterisk.insertBefore(req);
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
     }
 
 
-    async function GetPlaygroundInfo(url=null, experienceCode=null ){
+    async function GetPlaygroundInfo(url = null, experienceCode = null) {
         let api_url;
         if (url) {
             api_url = `https://api.gametools.network/bf2042/playground/?playgroundid=${url.search.split('=').at(-1)}&blockydata=false&lang=en-us&return_ownername=false`;
@@ -54,24 +54,26 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
     }
 
     function fillForm(GTApiResponse) {
-            GTApiResponse.playgroundName = String;
-            GTApiResponse.playgroundDescription = String;
-            if (!GTApiResponse.hasOwnProperty('errors')) {
-                GTApiResponse.tag.forEach(elm => {addTagToDeck(elm['metadata']['translations'][0]['localizedText'])});
+        GTApiResponse.playgroundName = String;
+        GTApiResponse.playgroundDescription = String;
+        if (!GTApiResponse.hasOwnProperty('errors')) {
+            GTApiResponse.tag.forEach(elm => {
+                addTagToDeck(elm['metadata']['translations'][0]['localizedText'])
+            });
 
 
-                GTApiResponse = GTApiResponse.validatedPlayground;
-                document.getElementById("id_title").value = toTitleCase(GTApiResponse.playgroundName);
-                document.getElementById("id_description").value = GTApiResponse.playgroundDescription;
-                document.getElementById("id_no_players").value = GTApiResponse.mapRotation.maps[0].gameSize;
-                {
-                    document.getElementById("id_no_bots").value = GTApiResponse.mapRotation.maps[0].gameSize;
+            GTApiResponse = GTApiResponse.validatedPlayground;
+            document.getElementById("id_title").value = toTitleCase(GTApiResponse.playgroundName);
+            document.getElementById("id_description").value = GTApiResponse.playgroundDescription;
+            document.getElementById("id_no_players").value = GTApiResponse.mapRotation.maps[0].gameSize;
+            {
+                document.getElementById("id_no_bots").value = GTApiResponse.mapRotation.maps[0].gameSize;
 
-                }
             }
+        }
     }
 
-    $('#autoFillBtn').on('click touch', function (){
+    $('#autoFillBtn').on('click touch', function () {
         let expUrl = $("#id_exp_url");
         let experienceCode = $("#id_code");
 
@@ -102,13 +104,13 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
     });
 
 
-    function animateNavBarPane(hide=null) {
+    function animateNavBarPane(hide = null) {
         if (hide) {
             navBarPane.animate({'right': `-${navBarPane.width()}px`}, 100, function () {
                 navBarPane.addClass("hidden");
             });
         } else {
-            if (navBarPane.css('right') === '0px'){
+            if (navBarPane.css('right') === '0px') {
                 navBarPane.animate({'right': `-${navBarPane.width()}px`}, 100, function () {
                     navBarPane.addClass("hidden");
                 });
@@ -121,6 +123,7 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
 
     $('#menuIcon').on('click touch', function (e) {
         e.stopPropagation();
+        showPopUpBackGround();
         $('#nav-bar-pane').height($('#main').height() - 2);
         animateNavBarPane();
     });
@@ -131,6 +134,7 @@ $(document).ready(function() {
     });
 
     addDropDownPair("profileButton", "accountNavBarDropdown")
+
 });
 
 function getCookie(name) {
diff --git a/bfportal/bfportal/templates/base.html b/bfportal/bfportal/templates/base.html
index 3fe35d5..0293343 100644
--- a/bfportal/bfportal/templates/base.html
+++ b/bfportal/bfportal/templates/base.html
@@ -289,12 +289,20 @@
     function showPopUp(id) {
         const popup = $(document.getElementById(id))
         if (popup) {
-            $(`#popUpBackground`).fadeIn(100);
+            showPopUpBackGround();
             popup.fadeIn();
             popup.css('display', 'flex');
         }
     }
 
+    function showPopUpBackGround() {
+        $(`#popUpBackground`).fadeIn(100);
+    }
+
+    $('#disclaimer-mobile').on('click touch', function() {
+        showPopUp('disclaimerPopUp');
+    });
+
 </script>
 {% block extra_js %}
     {# Override this in templates to add extra javascript #}
diff --git a/bfportal/bfportal/templates/navbar.html b/bfportal/bfportal/templates/navbar.html
index 2f3d08b..95faa12 100644
--- a/bfportal/bfportal/templates/navbar.html
+++ b/bfportal/bfportal/templates/navbar.html
@@ -1,138 +1,360 @@
 {% load static wagtailcore_tags socialaccount %}
 {% with is_super_user=request.user.is_superuser %}
-{% if is_super_user %}
-<div class="sticky top-0 w-full z-[1] h-10 bg-bf2042-4 font-bold text-center py-2 "><p class="text-bf2042-1">LOGGED IN AS SUPERUSER :- {{ request.user|upper }}</p></div>
-{% endif %}
-<nav id="navBar" class="sticky relative {%if is_super_user %} top-[2.5rem] {% else %} top-0 {% endif %} z-[1] bg-bg-default flex h-16 items-center w-full gap-x-12 px-8 py-4">
-    <a href="/">
-                <img class="fill-current h-8 w-48 mr-2" width="54" height="54"
-                     src="{% static 'images/icon_portal_library_website.png' %}"
-                     alt=""/>
-    </a>
-    <div class="flex flex-grow items-center">
-        <!-- logo and left side -->
-        <div class="hidden text-base md:flex-grow md:flex md:gap-x-8 content-center">
-            <a href="https://docs.bfportal.gg/" target="_blank"
-               class="text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out cursor-alias">
-                Docs
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://gametools.network/"
-               target="_blank"
-               class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
-                Server Browser
-            </a>
-            {% if page.is_experience_page and  page.owner == request.user %}
-                <a href="edit/"
+    {% if is_super_user %}
+        <div class="sticky top-0 w-full z-[1] h-10 bg-bf2042-4 font-bold text-center py-2 "><p class="text-bf2042-1">
+            LOGGED IN AS SUPERUSER : {{ request.user|upper }}</p></div>
+    {% endif %}
+    <nav id="navBar"
+         class="sticky {% if is_super_user %} top-[2.5rem] {% else %} top-0 {% endif %} z-[1] bg-bg-default flex h-16 items-center w-full gap-x-12 px-8 py-4">
+        <a href="/">
+            <img class="fill-current h-8 w-48 mr-2" width="54" height="54"
+                 src="{% static 'images/icon_portal_library_website.png' %}"
+                 alt=""/>
+        </a>
+        <div class="flex flex-grow items-center">
+            <!-- logo and left side -->
+            <div class="hidden text-base md:flex-grow md:flex md:gap-x-8 content-center">
+                <a href="https://docs.bfportal.gg/" target="_blank"
+                   class="text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out cursor-alias">
+                    Docs
+                </a>
+                <a href="https://gametools.network/"
+                   target="_blank"
                    class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
-                    Edit Experience
+                    Server Browser
                 </a>
-            {% endif %}
-            <a href="https://discord.gg/8un9qY5AvV"
-               target="_blank"
-               class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
-                <p id="discord-nav">Discord</p>
-            </a>
-
-            {% block extend_navbar %}
-
-            {% endblock %}
-        </div>
-        {% if not no_login %}
-            <div class="hidden md:flex flex-grow justify-end items-center gap-x-8">
-            <a href="/submit/"
-               class="cursor-pointer text-bf2042-4 font-bold hover:text-bf2042-3 transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
-                Submit Experience
-            </a>
-            <!-- when logged-in -->
-            {% if request.user.is_authenticated %}
-                {% get_social_accounts user as accounts %}
-                {% if accounts %}
-                    {% with account=accounts.discord.0 %}
-                        <div id="profileButton"
-                             class="profileButton relative group">
-                            <div class="w-7">
-                                {% if account.extra_data.avatar %}
-                                    <img src="{{ account.get_avatar_url }}" class="block rounded-full w-full " alt="@p"/>
-                                {% else %}
-                                    <img src="{% static 'images/default_discord_avatar.png' %}" class="inline rounded-full w-full" alt="@p"/>
-                                {% endif %}
-                            </div>
-                            <div id="accountNavBarDropdown"
-                                 class="dropdown-content flex flex-col text-center text-md font-medium left-1/2 -translate-x-1/2 w-max rounded-lg absolute text-white invisible"> <!--left-12 -->
-                                <div class="flex flex-row justify-center">
-                                    <div class="w-0 h-0 border-x-8 border-b-8 border-solid border-transparent border-b-card-bg"></div>
-                                </div>
-                                <a class="text-white text-sm py-1 px-2 rounded-t bg-card-bg hover:bg-hover-bg-light transition ease-in-out duration-200" href="/users/{{ account.uid }}">Profile</a>
-                                <a class="text-white text-sm py-1 px-2 rounded-b bg-card-bg hover:bg-hover-bg-light transition ease-in-out duration-200" href="/logout">Logout</a>
-                            </div>
-                        </div>
-                    {% endwith %}
+                {% if page.is_experience_page and  page.owner == request.user %}
+                    <a href="edit/"
+                       class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
+                        Edit Experience
+                    </a>
                 {% endif %}
-            {% else %}
-                <!-- not logged-in -->
-                <a href="{% provider_login_url 'discord' process='login' %}"
-                   class="flex flex-row items-center gap-x-8 text-white  font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">login
-                <img class="p-2.5 py bg-bf2042-4 rounded-full" src="{% static 'svgs/discord_icon.svg' %}" alt="non">
+                <a href="https://discord.gg/8un9qY5AvV"
+                   target="_blank"
+                   class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
+                    <p id="discord-nav">Discord</p>
                 </a>
-            {% endif %}
-        </div>
-        {% endif %}
-        <!-- right side -->
-        <!-- mobile nav pane -->
-        <div class="grow md:hidden">
-            <div id="menuIcon" class="group flex flex-col gap-y-1 ml-auto w-min cursor-pointer md:hidden">
-                <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
-                <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
-                <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
+
+                {% block extend_navbar %}
+
+                {% endblock %}
             </div>
-            <div id="nav-bar-pane" class="hidden flex flex-col absolute bg-card-bg top-full right-0 backdrop-brightness-50 items-center md:hidden">
-                <div class="flex flex-col items-end  text-lg ml-4 mr-2 gap-y-2 mt-2">
-                    <a href="/experiences/"
-                       class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5 transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px] border-b-2 border-white">
-                        Library
-                    </a>
-                    <a href="#"
-                       class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5 transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px]  border-b-2 border-white">
-                        Docs
-                    </a>
-                    <a href="/experiences/featured"
-                       class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5  transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px] border-b-2 border-white">
-                        Featured
+            <div class="hidden md:flex flex-grow justify-end items-center gap-x-8">
+                <div>
+                    <span id="disclaimer"
+                          onclick="showPopUp('disclaimerPopUp')"
+                          class="cursor-alias text-white font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">Disclaimer</span>
+                </div>
+                {% if not no_login %}
+                    <a href="/submit/"
+                       class="cursor-pointer text-bf2042-4 font-bold hover:text-bf2042-3 transition duration-100 ease-in-out">
+                        Submit Experience
                     </a>
-                    {% if not no_login %}
-                        <a href="/submit/"
-                           class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-white  rounded-lg  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">
-                            Submit Experience
+                    <!-- when logged-in -->
+                    {% if request.user.is_authenticated %}
+                        {% get_social_accounts user as accounts %}
+                        {% if accounts %}
+                            {% with account=accounts.discord.0 %}
+                                <div id="profileButton"
+                                     class="profileButton relative group">
+                                    <div class="w-7">
+                                        {% if account.extra_data.avatar %}
+                                            <img src="{{ account.get_avatar_url }}" class="block rounded-full w-full "
+                                                 alt="@p"/>
+                                        {% else %}
+                                            <img src="{% static 'images/default_discord_avatar.png' %}"
+                                                 class="inline rounded-full w-full" alt="@p"/>
+                                        {% endif %}
+                                    </div>
+                                    <div id="accountNavBarDropdown"
+                                         class="dropdown-content flex flex-col text-center text-md font-medium left-1/2 -translate-x-1/2 w-max rounded-lg absolute text-white invisible">
+                                        <!--left-12 -->
+                                        <div class="flex flex-row justify-center">
+                                            <div class="w-0 h-0 border-x-8 border-b-8 border-solid border-transparent border-b-card-bg"></div>
+                                        </div>
+                                        <a class="text-white text-sm py-1 px-2 rounded-t bg-card-bg hover:bg-hover-bg-light transition ease-in-out duration-200"
+                                           href="/users/{{ account.uid }}">Profile</a>
+                                        <a class="text-white text-sm py-1 px-2 rounded-b bg-card-bg hover:bg-hover-bg-light transition ease-in-out duration-200"
+                                           href="/logout">Logout</a>
+                                    </div>
+                                </div>
+                            {% endwith %}
+                        {% endif %}
+                    {% else %}
+                        <!-- not logged-in -->
+                        <a href="{% provider_login_url 'discord' process='login' %}"
+                           class="flex flex-row items-center gap-x-8 text-white  font-bold hover:text-[#cccccc] transition duration-100 ease-in-out">login
+                            <img class="p-2.5 py bg-bf2042-4 rounded-full" src="{% static 'svgs/discord_icon.svg' %}"
+                                 alt="non">
                         </a>
                     {% endif %}
-                    {% if page.is_experience_page and  page.owner == request.user %}
-                        <a href="edit/"
+                {% endif %}
+            </div>
+
+            <!-- right side -->
+            <!-- mobile nav pane -->
+            <div class="grow md:hidden">
+                <div id="menuIcon" class="group flex flex-col gap-y-1 ml-auto w-min cursor-pointer md:hidden">
+                    <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
+                    <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
+                    <div class="w-4 h-0.5 rounded-lg bg-bf2042-4 group-hover:bg-bf2042-6 transition duration-200 ease-in-out"></div>
+                </div>
+                <div id="nav-bar-pane"
+                     class="flex flex-col absolute bg-bg-default top-full right-0 backdrop-brightness-50 items-center md:hidden">
+                    <div class="flex flex-col items-end  text-lg ml-4 mr-2 gap-y-2 mt-2">
+                        <a href="/experiences/"
                            class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5 transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px] border-b-2 border-white">
-                            Edit Experience
+                            Library
                         </a>
-                    {% endif %}
-                    <a href="https://gametools.network/"
-                       target="_blank"
-                       class="cursor-alias lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-white  rounded-lg  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">
-                        Server Browser
-                    </a>
-                    {% if not no_login %}
-                        {% if request.user.is_authenticated %}
-                            {% get_social_accounts user as accounts %}
-                            {% if accounts %}
-                                {% with account=accounts.discord.0 %}
-                                    <a class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-white  rounded-lg  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white" href="/users/{{ account.uid }}">Profile</a>
-                                    <a class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-white  rounded-lg  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white" href="/logout/" >Logout</a>
-                                {% endwith %}
+                        <a href="#"
+                           class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5 transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px]  border-b-2 border-white">
+                            Docs
+                        </a>
+                        <a href="/experiences/featured"
+                           class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5  transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px] border-b-2 border-white">
+                            Featured
+                        </a>
+                        {% if not no_login %}
+                            <a href="/submit/"
+                               class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">
+                                Submit Experience
+                            </a>
+                        {% endif %}
+                        {% if page.is_experience_page and  page.owner == request.user %}
+                            <a href="edit/"
+                               class="text-white hover:text-bf2042-5 transition duration-200 ease-in-out rounded-[0px] border-b-2 border-white">
+                                Edit Experience
+                            </a>
+                        {% endif %}
+                        <a href="https://gametools.network/"
+                           target="_blank"
+                           class="cursor-alias lg:mt-0 text-white  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">
+                            Server Browser
+                        </a>
+                        <div id="disclaimer-mobile"
+                            class="cursor-alias lg:mt-0 text-white  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">
+                            Disclaimer
+                        </div>
+                        {% if not no_login %}
+                            {% if request.user.is_authenticated %}
+                                {% get_social_accounts user as accounts %}
+                                {% if accounts %}
+                                    {% with account=accounts.discord.0 %}
+                                        <a class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white"
+                                           href="/users/{{ account.uid }}">Profile</a>
+                                        <a class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white"
+                                           href="/logout/">Logout</a>
+                                    {% endwith %}
+                                {% endif %}
+                            {% else %}
+                                <a href="{% provider_login_url 'discord' process='login' %}"
+                                   class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">Login</a>
                             {% endif %}
-                        {% else %}
-                            <a href="{% provider_login_url 'discord' process='login' %}"
-                               class="lg:mt-0 text-white hover:text-white  rounded-lg  hover:text-bf2042-6 transition rounded-[0px] duration-200 ease-in-out border-b-2 border-white">Login</a>
                         {% endif %}
-                    {% endif %}
+                    </div>
                 </div>
             </div>
         </div>
+    </nav>
+    <div id="disclaimerPopUp"
+         class="hidden popup fixed w-full text-sm md:w-1/2 lg:w-1/3 max-w-[620px] max-h-[20%] inset-0 m-auto bg-card-bg rounded z-[1] flex flex-col gap-y-2 p-4">
+        <span class="text-xl text-bf2042-4 font-bold flex-grow">Disclaimer</span>
+        <p class="text-justify text-white">
+            This site was created under Electronic Arts’ Fansite Agreement using materials from Battlefield 2042.
+            Trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Game materials copyright Electronic Arts
+            Inc. and/or its licensors. Electronic Arts Inc. and its licensors have not otherwise endorsed and are
+            not responsible for the operation of or content on this site
+            <!-- After that we have to have some fun no ?
+Q & A form jokes
+
+Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
+A: The caterer.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
+A: Lipstick.
+
+Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
+A: Your Honor.
+Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
+A: Senator.
+
+Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
+A: Accountants know they're boring.
+
+Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
+A: A jury.
+
+Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
+A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
+A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
+
+Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
+A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
+A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
+A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
+A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
+A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
+A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
+
+Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
+A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
+
+Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
+A: She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
+
+Q: How does an attorney sleep?
+A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
+
+Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
+A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
+
+Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
+
+Q: What are lawyers good for?
+A: They make used car salesmen look good.
+
+Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
+A: They're both extinct.
+
+Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
+A: Not enough cement.
+
+Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
+A: Skeet.
+
+Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad.
+A: Senator.
+
+Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
+A: His partners.
+
+Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
+A: Taller
+
+Q: What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
+A: A Doberman.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
+A: The pronunciation.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
+A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
+A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
+A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
+
+Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
+A: To practice.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
+A: The lawyer charges more.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
+A: The tick falls off when you are dead.
+
+Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
+A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
+
+Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
+A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
+
+Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
+A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
+
+Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
+A: Stick his bill up his ass.
+
+Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
+A: Their lips are moving.
+
+Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
+A: New Jersey got to pick first.
+
+Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
+A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
+
+Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
+A: A good start!
+
+Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
+A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
+
+Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
+A: Professional courtesy.
+
+Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
+A: Not enough sand.
+
+Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
+A: Cut the rope.
+
+Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
+A: Take your foot off his head.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
+A: The bucket.
+
+Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
+A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
+
+Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
+A: There was an empty seat.
+
+Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
+A: An offer you can't understand
+
+Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
+A: From chasing parked ambulances.
+
+Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
+A: In the cemetery
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
+A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
+
+Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
+A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
+
+Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
+A: To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
+
+Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
+A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
+
+Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
+A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
+
+Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
+A: It might be your bicycle.
+
+Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
+A: The caterer.
+
+Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
+A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
+
+Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
+A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
+
+Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
+A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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