diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci.yml b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
index 5ed5d40b83001..ecbe096c52f6d 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@ jobs:
   cargo-clippy:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     name: "cargo clippy | ubuntu"
     steps:
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@ jobs:
   cargo-clippy-xwin:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     name: "cargo clippy | windows"
     steps:
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ jobs:
   cargo-dev-generate-all:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     name: "cargo dev generate-all"
     steps:
@@ -155,6 +155,7 @@ jobs:
 
   cargo-shear:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     name: "cargo shear"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     steps:
@@ -170,7 +171,7 @@ jobs:
   cargo-test-linux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: "ubuntu-latest-xlarge"
     name: "cargo test | ubuntu"
@@ -217,7 +218,7 @@ jobs:
   cargo-test-macos:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: "macos-latest-xlarge"
     name: "cargo test | macos"
@@ -297,14 +298,13 @@ jobs:
         run: |
           Set-Alias -Name uv -Value ./target/debug/uv
           Set-Alias -Name uvx -Value ./target/debug/uvx
-          (& $uv generate-shell-completion powershell) | Out-String | Invoke-Expression
-          (& $uvx --generate-shell-completion powershell) | Out-String | Invoke-Expression
+          (& uv generate-shell-completion powershell) | Out-String | Invoke-Expression
+          (& uvx --generate-shell-completion powershell) | Out-String | Invoke-Expression
 
       - name: "Test completion"
-        shell: bash -e
+        shell: bash -e {0}
         run: |
-          false # stop early
-
+          false # early stop
 
       - name: "Install cargo nextest"
         uses: taiki-e/install-action@v2
@@ -330,7 +330,7 @@ jobs:
   windows-trampoline-check:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     name: "check windows trampoline | ${{ matrix.target-arch }}"
     strategy:
@@ -389,7 +389,7 @@ jobs:
   windows-trampoline-test:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on: windows-latest
     name: "test windows trampoline | ${{ matrix.target-arch }}"
     strategy:
@@ -425,6 +425,7 @@ jobs:
 
   docs:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     name: "mkdocs"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     env:
@@ -453,7 +454,7 @@ jobs:
   build-binary-linux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: ubuntu-latest-large
     name: "build binary | linux"
@@ -481,7 +482,7 @@ jobs:
   build-binary-macos-aarch64:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: macos-14
     name: "build binary | macos aarch64"
@@ -504,7 +505,7 @@ jobs:
   build-binary-macos-x86_64:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: macos-14-large
     name: "build binary | macos x86_64"
@@ -527,7 +528,7 @@ jobs:
   build-binary-windows:
     needs: determine_changes
     timeout-minutes: 10
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
+    if: false
     runs-on:
       labels: windows-latest-large
     name: "build binary | windows"
@@ -560,6 +561,7 @@ jobs:
   ecosystem-test:
     timeout-minutes: 10
     needs: build-binary-linux
+    if: false
     name: "ecosystem test | ${{ matrix.repo }}"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     strategy:
@@ -596,6 +598,7 @@ jobs:
 
   integration-test-conda:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "integration test | conda on ubuntu"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -627,6 +630,7 @@ jobs:
 
   integration-test-pypy-linux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "integration test | pypy on ubuntu"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -691,6 +695,7 @@ jobs:
 
   integration-test-pypy-windows:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "integration test | pypy on windows"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -754,6 +759,7 @@ jobs:
 
   integration-test-graalpy-linux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "integration test | graalpy on ubuntu"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -824,6 +830,7 @@ jobs:
 
   integration-test-graalpy-windows:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "integration test | graalpy on windows"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -921,6 +928,7 @@ jobs:
 
   cache-test-ubuntu:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check cache | ubuntu"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -947,6 +955,7 @@ jobs:
 
   cache-test-macos-aarch64:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-macos-aarch64
     name: "check cache | macos aarch64"
     runs-on: macos-14
@@ -969,6 +978,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-debian:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python on debian"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -995,6 +1005,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-fedora:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python on fedora"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1047,6 +1058,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-opensuse:
     timeout-minutes: 5
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python on opensuse"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1083,6 +1095,7 @@ jobs:
   # and avoids issues with centos stream uptime concerns
   system-test-rocky-linux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python on rocky linux ${{ matrix.rocky-version }}"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1146,6 +1159,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-pyston:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | pyston"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1169,6 +1183,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-alpine:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | alpine"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1195,6 +1210,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-macos-aarch64:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-macos-aarch64
     name: "check system | python on macos aarch64"
     runs-on: macos-14
@@ -1219,6 +1235,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-macos-aarch64-homebrew:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-macos-aarch64
     name: "check system | homebrew python on macos aarch64"
     runs-on: macos-14
@@ -1244,6 +1261,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-macos-x86_64:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-macos-x86_64
     name: "check system | python on macos x86_64"
     runs-on: macos-12
@@ -1270,6 +1288,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-windows-python-310:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "check system | python3.10 on windows"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -1323,6 +1342,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-windows-python-313:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "check system | python3.13 on windows"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -1351,6 +1371,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-choco:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "check system | python3.12 via chocolatey"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -1376,6 +1397,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-pyenv:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python3.9 via pyenv"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1403,6 +1425,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-linux-313:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | python3.13"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1430,6 +1453,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-conda:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs:
       [build-binary-windows, build-binary-macos-aarch64, build-binary-linux]
     name: check system | conda${{ matrix.python-version }} on ${{ matrix.os }}
@@ -1482,6 +1506,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-amazonlinux:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-linux
     name: "check system | amazonlinux"
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
@@ -1511,6 +1536,7 @@ jobs:
 
   system-test-windows-embedded-python-310:
     timeout-minutes: 10
+    if: false
     needs: build-binary-windows
     name: "check system | embedded python3.10 on windows"
     runs-on: windows-latest
@@ -1546,8 +1572,8 @@ jobs:
 
   benchmarks:
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    if: false
     needs: determine_changes
-    if: ${{ github.repository == 'astral-sh/uv' && (needs.determine_changes.outputs.code == 'true' || github.ref == 'refs/heads/main') }}
     timeout-minutes: 20
     steps:
       - name: "Checkout Branch"