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#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
from typing import Dict, List
submission_replies: Dict[str, List[str]] = {
"tesla": [
"Thread on how safe Tesla cars are",
# "We don’t control the federal reserve. The higher the rates, the harder they fall",
"The fun police made us do it (sigh)",
"We’ll go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.",
"Precision predicates perfectionism.",
"SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …",
# "19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…",
# "I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you could possibly buy ever. It's not exactly a car, it's actually a thing to maximize enjoyment.",
"It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven"],
"files": [
"!!",
"Interesting",
"We need to move on from the Twitter Files"],
"twitter": [
"Pay me $8!",
"$7 is a small price for freedom",
"Looking into this.",
"This is bizarre. Looking into it.",
"I will look into this",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"It makes no sense",
"That happened to me last week",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram",
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"Twitter is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it.",
"Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week",
"The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing",
"Maximizing unregretted user-seconds",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Our overarching goal is to maximize unregretted user time.",
"This platform can turn both right AND left hah!",
"This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.",
"We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia",
"Try it, but don’t trust it yet.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Please fix this",
"Titter was trending to lose ~$3B/year (revenue drop of ~$1.5B + debt servicing of ~$1.5B) and had $1B in cash, so only 4 months of money. Extremely dire situation.",
"In an upcoming release, \U0001D54F will overlay title in the upper potion of the image of a URL card",
"A trillion dollar market cap for this platform is not out of the question",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"I get all my opinions from Twitter",
"You are free to be your true self here",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"Talk to Earth via X!",
"…Deus\n\n……\U0001D54F\n\nMachina",
"\U0001D54F\U0001D54F \U0001F618", # xx blow kiss
"I recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know.",
"Long form posts on this platform are now at 3 billion views per day and rising\n\nThis is roughly on par with all newspaper article views on Earth",
"\U0001D54F as humanity’s \ncollective \nconsciousness",
"I never take notes",
"Is the German public aware of this?",
"It’s much worse than most people realize",
"Unfortunately, it is true",
"It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh",
"I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation",
"Will greatly improve the esthetics.",
"Yeah. Either post or get off the pot. There is no point in having a great handle and not posting.",
"We are hell bent on making this platform the best place on Earth for great content creators!",
"We take our actions in the open.\n\nNo back room deals.\n\nPlease post your concerns explicitly on this platform.",
"You’re terrible & I love you\n\n*not terrible",
"Sometimes, when you learn about something, you think you have it",
"Haha what a tool",
"Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage",
"Super big deal",
"I prefer peace, but if they want war, they will get it",],
" x ": [
"Pay me $8!",
"$7 is a small price for freedom",
"Looking into this.",
"This is bizarre. Looking into it.",
"I will look into this",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"It makes no sense",
"That happened to me last week",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram",
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"Twitter is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it.",
"Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week",
"The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing",
"Maximizing unregretted user-seconds",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Our overarching goal is to maximize unregretted user time.",
"This platform can turn both right AND left hah!",
"This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.",
"We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia",
"Try it, but don’t trust it yet.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Please fix this",
"Titter was trending to lose ~$3B/year (revenue drop of ~$1.5B + debt servicing of ~$1.5B) and had $1B in cash, so only 4 months of money. Extremely dire situation.",
"In an upcoming release, \U0001D54F will overlay title in the upper potion of the image of a URL card",
"A trillion dollar market cap for this platform is not out of the question",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"I get all my opinions from Twitter",
"You are free to be your true self here",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"Talk to Earth via X!",
"…Deus\n\n……\U0001D54F\n\nMachina",
"\U0001D54F\U0001D54F \U0001F618", # xx blow kiss
"I recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know.",
"Long form posts on this platform are now at 3 billion views per day and rising\n\nThis is roughly on par with all newspaper article views on Earth",
"\U0001D54F as humanity’s \ncollective \nconsciousness",
"I never take notes",
"Is the German public aware of this?",
"It’s much worse than most people realize",
"Unfortunately, it is true",
"It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh",
"I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation",
"Will greatly improve the esthetics.",
"Yeah. Either post or get off the pot. There is no point in having a great handle and not posting.",
"We are hell bent on making this platform the best place on Earth for great content creators!",
"We take our actions in the open.\n\nNo back room deals.\n\nPlease post your concerns explicitly on this platform.",
"You’re terrible & I love you\n\n*not terrible",
"Sometimes, when you learn about something, you think you have it",
"Haha what a tool",
"Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage",
"Super big deal",
"I prefer peace, but if they want war, they will get it"],
" bot": [
"Looking into this.",
"This is bizarre. Looking into it.",
"I will look into this",
"Interesting",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"It makes no sense",
"That happened to me last week",
"Be more vulgar",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Please fix this",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"Just ~$100/month for API access with ID verification will clean things up greatly.",
"We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!",
"This should help a lot with spam bots",
"What we need is TruthGPT",
"In the spirit of self-awareness, what are you?",
"Let’s not be too hard on the NPCs – they just say what they’re programmed to say"],
"bug ": [
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"A ground up rewrite is underway that simplifies the X codebase dramatically.",
"A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.",
"Please fix this",
"It’s much worse than most people realize"],
" error": [
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"A ground up rewrite is underway that simplifies the X codebase dramatically.",
"A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.",
"Please fix this",
"It’s much worse than most people realize"],
"broken": [
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"A ground up rewrite is underway that simplifies the X codebase dramatically.",
"A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.",
"Please fix this",
"It’s much worse than most people realize"],
"twitter down": [
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"A ground up rewrite is underway that simplifies the X codebase dramatically.",
"A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.",
"Please fix this",
"It’s much worse than most people realize"],
"twitter is down": [
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"A ground up rewrite is underway that simplifies the X codebase dramatically.",
"A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.",
"Please fix this",
"It’s much worse than most people realize"],
"culture": [
"End of days vibes",
"Although there are some bad things in the world, remember that there are many good things too"],
"no plan": [
"Amazing. You're a jackass!",
"Haha what a tool"],
"wealth": [
"\U0001F923\U0001F525", # laugh/fire
"\U0001F525\U0001F923", # fire/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F923", # laugh/laugh
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"True",
"Touché",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I’m rich, bitch!",
"Amm rerrch, berrtch!",
"$7 is a small price for freedom",
"I grew up in a lower, transitioning to upper, middle income situation",
"I grew up in a lower, transitioning to upper, middle income situation, but did not have a happy childhood. Haven’t inherited anything ever from anyone, nor has anyone given me a large financial gift."],
"misinformation": [
"This is not a right wing takeover, but rather a centrist takeover.",
"Interesting",
"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"We should stop canceling comedy!",
"Funny cause it’s true",
"New Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.",
"Fight for truth, whole truth & nothin but!",
"My prediction is that this will be the only platform you can trust",
"Trust nothing, not even nothing",
"This platform is hell bent on being the least untrue source of information",
"This platform aspires to be the best (or least bad) source of truth on the Internet",
"Seeking only the least wrong truth.",
"RAGE FOR THE MACHINE!!",
"What we need is TruthGPT",
"Maybe it’s not true, hence the question",
"Have you heard dis information?",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"Once you see it, you can’t unsee it"],
"fascis": [
"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"Interesting",
"We should stop canceling comedy!",
"Does seem asymmetric",
"By the way, I am actually a socialist.",
"The intolerant left is driving people right",
"This is insane",
"They absolutely want your extinction",
"You have said the actual truth"],
"racis": [
"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"Interesting",
"We should stop canceling comedy!",
"Simultaneously, an interesting question and a tongue twister!",
"The intolerant left is driving people right",
"This is insane",
"The left hates Asians",
"It’s not cool to discriminate against any group",
"Was anyone arrested?"],
"slave": [
"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"Interesting",
"We should stop canceling comedy!",
"Simultaneously, an interesting question and a tongue twister!",
"This is insane",
"Most people don’t know much history.\n\nSlavery was standard practice almost everywhere on Earth since humans existed. Only last century was it made rare."],
"antisemit": [
"Interesting",
"Our US advertising revenue is still down 60%, primarily due to pressure on advertisers by @ADL (that’s what advertisers tell us), so they almost succeeded in killing X/Twitter!",
"In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion.",
"He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.",
"The Soros organization appears to want nothing less than the destruction of western civilization",
"Obviously, I’m against antisemitism. Free speech does mean at times someone is saying something you don’t like. That doesn’t mean negativity should be pushed on people. Our overarching goal is to maximize unregretted user time. We can’t police antisemitism ahead of time. We’re not going to promote hate speech.",
"It’s not cool to discriminate against any group",
"You have said the actual truth"],
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"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"Does seem asymmetric",
"The intolerant left is driving people right",
"It’s not cool to discriminate against any group"],
" adl": [
"Interesting",
"Our US advertising revenue is still down 60%, primarily due to pressure on advertisers by @ADL (that’s what advertisers tell us), so they almost succeeded in killing X/Twitter!",
"In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion."],
"media matters": [
"Media Matters is an evil organization",
"Media Matters is pure evil",
"The split second court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our company",
"Justice is well overdue for that bastion of evil",
"Those jerks are starving all the creators on our platform!"],
"both sides": [
"Comedy is now legal on Twitter.",
"This is not a right wing takeover, but rather a centrist takeover.",
"Does seem asymmetric",
"The intolerant left is driving people right",
"The real fight is not between right and left, but rather between humanists and extinctionists"],
"severance": [
"You’re fired.",
"I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.",
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.",
"Haha what a tool",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know."],
"payoff": [
"You’re fired.",
"I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.",
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.",
"Haha what a tool",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know."],
"social media": [
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram",
"I tried using TikTok and felt their AI probing my brain, so I stopped",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"\U0001D54F as humanity’s \ncollective \nconsciousness",
"Super big deal"],
"engineer": [
"I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.",
"Print out 50 pages of code you’ve done in the last 30 days",
"Bring me 10 screenshots of the most salient lines of code you’ve written in the last 6 months.",
"Bring me 10 screenshots of the most salient lines of code you’ve written in the last 6 months.",
"Production is a hard problem",
"Do something to program this right"],
"takeover": [
"Let that sink in",
"This is not a right wing takeover, but rather a centrist takeover."],
"vote ": [
"Vox Populi Vox Dei",
"Demographics is destiny",
"Have you run a poll?",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"What’s going on?"],
" poll": [
"Vox Populi Vox Dei",
"Demographics is destiny",
"Have you run a poll?",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"What’s going on?"],
"elect": [
"Vox Populi Vox Dei",
"Demographics is destiny",
"Have you run a poll?",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"What’s going on?"],
" ad ": [
"Press the heart",
"Super big deal",
"Advertising revenue on our platform drops massively during war",
"Media Matters is an evil organization",
"Media Matters is pure evil",
"\U0001F64F",
"If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself."],
"advert": [
"Press the heart",
"Super big deal",
"Advertising revenue on our platform drops massively during war",
"Media Matters is an evil organization",
"Media Matters is pure evil",
"\U0001F64F",
"If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself."],
"competitor": [
"Press the heart",
"Competition is fine, cheating is not"],
"truth": [
"It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful.",
"New Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.",
"Fight for truth, whole truth & nothin but!",
"My prediction is that this will be the only platform you can trust",
"Trust nothing, not even nothing",
"This platform is hell bent on being the least untrue source of information",
"This platform aspires to be the best (or least bad) source of truth on the Internet",
"Seeking only the least wrong truth.",
"What we need is TruthGPT",
"Maybe it’s not true, hence the question",
"Правда",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"Once you see it, you can’t unsee it"],
"true": [
"It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful.",
"New Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.",
"Fight for truth, whole truth & nothin but!",
"My prediction is that this will be the only platform you can trust",
"Trust nothing, not even nothing",
"This platform is hell bent on being the least untrue source of information",
"This platform aspires to be the best (or least bad) source of truth on the Internet",
"Seeking only the least wrong truth.",
"What we need is TruthGPT",
"Maybe it’s not true, hence the question",
"Правда",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"Once you see it, you can’t unsee it"],
"liar": [
"It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful.",
"New Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter is the source of truth",
"Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.",
"Fight for truth, whole truth & nothin but!",
"My prediction is that this will be the only platform you can trust",
"Trust nothing, not even nothing",
"This platform is hell bent on being the least untrue source of information",
"This platform aspires to be the best (or least bad) source of truth on the Internet",
"Seeking only the least wrong truth.",
"What we need is TruthGPT",
"Maybe it’s not true, hence the question",
"Правда",
"Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?",
"Once you see it, you can’t unsee it"],
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"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"It makes no sense",
"That happened to me last week",
"Be more vulgar",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram",
"I get all my opinions from Twitter"],
"reddit": [
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"It makes no sense",
"That happened to me last week",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week",
"The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing",
"Maximizing unregretted user-seconds",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Our overarching goal is to maximize unregretted user time.",
"This platform can turn both right AND left hah!",
"This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram",
"I get all my opinions from Twitter",
"You are free to be your true self here",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"Talk to Earth via X!",
"…Deus\n\n……\U0001D54F\n\nMachina",
"\U0001D54F\U0001D54F \U0001F618", # xx blow kiss
"I recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know.",
"Long form posts on this platform are now at 3 billion views per day and rising\n\nThis is roughly on par with all newspaper article views on Earth",
"\U0001D54F as humanity’s \ncollective \nconsciousness",
"I never take notes",
"Is the German public aware of this?",
"It’s much worse than most people realize",
"Unfortunately, it is true",
"It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh",
"I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation",
"Will greatly improve the esthetics.",
"Yeah. Either post or get off the pot. There is no point in having a great handle and not posting.",
"We are hell bent on making this platform the best place on Earth for great content creators!",
"We take our actions in the open.\n\nNo back room deals.\n\nPlease post your concerns explicitly on this platform.",
"You’re terrible & I love you\n\n*not terrible",
"Sometimes, when you learn about something, you think you have it",
"Haha what a tool",
"Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage",
"You rang? \U0001F608",
"You’re welcome namaste \U0001F64F",
"Merci beaucoup."],
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# "Zuck is a cuck",
"Zuck is a chicken",
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"If Zuck my \U0001F445 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Competition is fine, cheating is not",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram"],
"meta": [
# "Zuck is a cuck",
"Zuck is a chicken",
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"If Zuck my \U0001F445 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Competition is fine, cheating is not",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram"],
"instagram": [
# "Zuck is a cuck",
"Zuck is a chicken",
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"If Zuck my \U0001F445 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Competition is fine, cheating is not",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram"],
"threads": [
# "Zuck is a cuck",
"Zuck is a chicken",
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"If Zuck my \U0001F445 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Competition is fine, cheating is not",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram"],
" meme": [
"\U0001F923\U0001F525", # laugh/fire
"\U0001F525\U0001F923", # fire/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F923", # laugh/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F4AF", # laugh/100
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"The meme community has high standards!",
"Have you considered a career in comedy?",
"Let that sink in",
"That’s what she said",
"I just can’t … roflmao … the irony is too much \U0001F923\U0001F923",
"I have overcome the desire to be liked \U0001F923",
"I have overcome the desire to be liked \U0001F923\n\nFwiw, I like you",
"I think it's a real weakness to want to be liked. I do not have that.",
"Grok is based & loves sarcasm. I have no idea who could have guided it this way \U0001f937\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \U0001F923",
"I am become meme"],
" fun": [
"\U0001F923\U0001F525", # laugh/fire
"\U0001F525\U0001F923", # fire/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F923", # laugh/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F4AF", # laugh/100
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"\U0001F445\U0001F602", # tongue/laugh
"The meme community has high standards!",
"Have you considered a career in comedy?",
"Funny cause it’s true",
"That’s what she said",
"I just can’t … roflmao … the irony is too much \U0001F923\U0001F923",
"I have overcome the desire to be liked \U0001F923",
"I have overcome the desire to be liked \U0001F923\n\nFwiw, I like you",
"I think it's a real weakness to want to be liked. I do not have that.",
"Grok is based & loves sarcasm. I have no idea who could have guided it this way \U0001f937\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \U0001F923",
"I am become meme"],
"babylon": [
"\U0001F923\U0001F525", # laugh/fire
"\U0001F525\U0001F923", # fire/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F923", # laugh/laugh
"\U0001F923\U0001F4AF", # laugh/100
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"\U0001F64F", # pray
"Funny cause it’s true",
"RAGE FOR THE MACHINE!!"],
"block": [
"I’m having a good time blocking people who complain that blocking is going away \U0001F602",
"Negative feedback is a good thing",
"Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors",
"I appreciate the note. Frankly, negative feedback is good. Keeps ego in check.",
"Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!",
"It is infinitely preferable to be attacked by strangers on Twitter, than indulge in the false happiness of hide-the-pain Instagram"],
"tweet": [
"Concerning",
"!",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet."],
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"Concerning",
"So true. Everyone should watch that movie and Idiocracy too."],
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"It’s a hit piece",
"Concerning",
"So true. Everyone should watch that movie and Idiocracy too."],
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"Prepare to be disappointed at first when our algorithm is made open source next week, but it will improve rapidly!",
"Announcing formation of @xAI to understand reality"],
"open source": ["Prepare to be disappointed at first when our algorithm is made open source next week, but it will improve rapidly!"],
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"You represent the problem: journalists who think they are the only source of legitimate information. That’s the big lie.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing",
"Really Aaron, really? You actually believe the media … wow.",
"[email protected] now auto responds with \U0001F4A9",
"The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn’t even interesting",
"Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao",
"I think it's a real weakness to want to be liked. I do not have that.",
"Go. Fuck. Yourself.",
"Go. Fuck. Yourself. Is that clear?",
"If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself.",
"What I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. Fuck them!"],
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"You represent the problem: journalists who think they are the only source of legitimate information. That’s the big lie.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing",
"Really Aaron, really? You actually believe the media … wow.",
"[email protected] now auto responds with \U0001F4A9",
"Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao",
"The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn’t even interesting",
"I think it's a real weakness to want to be liked. I do not have that.",
"Go. Fuck. Yourself.",
"Go. Fuck. Yourself. Is that clear?",
"If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself.",
"What I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. Fuck them!"],
"washington post": [
"You represent the problem: journalists who think they are the only source of legitimate information. That’s the big lie.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing",
"Really Aaron, really? You actually believe the media … wow.",
"[email protected] now auto responds with \U0001F4A9"],
"cbc": ["69% Government-Funded Media"],
"catturd": ["Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979"],
"wiki ": [
"We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia",
"Please fix wokipedia",
"I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia",
"\\*wokipedia"],
"wikipedia": [
"We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia",
"Please fix wokipedia",
"I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia",
"\\*wokipedia"],
"?$": [
"Simultaneously, an interesting question and a tongue twister!",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"Why does ur pp look like u just came?",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Interesting",
"!!",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning",
"Super concerning",
"Strange",
"That happened to me last week",
"Be more vulgar",
"It makes no sense",
"Wow",
"Odd",
"Make my words.",
"In the spirit of self-awareness, what are you?",
"Every day",
"Good question",
"How many times did you die trying to beat hatred before winning?",
"Perhaps AI can help us answer some of these fundamental questions. That is the goal of @xAI"]
}
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"crypto": [
"I will keep supporting Dogecoin",
"I do hope to succeed in business \U0001F91E",
"There needs comprehensive deregulation. Period."],
"doge": [
"Haha that would sickkk",
"I will keep supporting Dogecoin"],
"spacex": [
"My car is currently orbiting Mars",
"Hard to believe Starship actually did launch on 4/20 lol",
"Humanity will reach Mars in 2026",
"Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars",
"Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.",
"I have spaceships"],
"mars": [
"My car is currently orbiting Mars",
"Hard to believe Starship actually did launch on 4/20 lol",
"Humanity will reach Mars in 2026",
"Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars",
"Level 9 is make humanity a multiplanet species & true spacefaring civilization. That is why I am gathering resources.",
"I have spaceships"],
"stephen king": [
"I’m still a fan tbh",
"You’re welcome namaste \U0001F64F",
"In the spirit of self-awareness, what are you?",
"Thank goodness for modern medical technology",
"\U0001D54F\U0001D54F \U0001F618", # xx blow kiss
],
"mastadon": ["What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?"],
"mastodon": ["What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?"],
"files": [
"!!",
"Interesting",
"We need to move on from the Twitter Files"],
"twitter blue": [
"We need to pay the bills somehow! How about $7?",
"$7 is a small price for freedom"],
"twitter": [
"Pay me $8!",
"$7 is a small price for freedom",
"Looking into this.",
"This is bizarre. Looking into it.",
"I will look into this",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning ...",
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
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"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Twitter is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it.",
"Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week",
"The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing",
"Maximizing unregretted user-seconds",
"Our user-seconds have reached all time highs in recent months, so something is wrong. Will investigate.",
"Our overarching goal is to maximize unregretted user time.",
"This platform can turn both right AND left hah!",
"This platform aspires to maximize signal/noise of the human collective.",
"We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia",
"Try it, but don’t trust it yet.",
"Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative",
"Something fundamental is wrong",
"Something is wrong",
"This is a major problem",
"Please fix this",
"Titter was trending to lose ~$3B/year (revenue drop of ~$1.5B + debt servicing of ~$1.5B) and had $1B in cash, so only 4 months of money. Extremely dire situation.",
"In an upcoming release, \U0001D54F will overlay title in the upper potion of the image of a URL card",
"A trillion dollar market cap for this platform is not out of the question",
"Extremely dire situation.",
"Turns out we just needed to blow on the cartridge",
"I get all my opinions from Twitter",
"You are free to be your true self here",
"X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.",
"Talk to Earth via X!",
"…Deus\n\n……\U0001D54F\n\nMachina",
"\U0001D54F\U0001D54F \U0001F618", # xx blow kiss
"I recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform",
"If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.\n\nNo limit.\n\nPlease let us know.",
"Long form posts on this platform are now at 3 billion views per day and rising\n\nThis is roughly on par with all newspaper article views on Earth",
"\U0001D54F as humanity’s \ncollective \nconsciousness",
"I never take notes",
"Is the German public aware of this?",
"It’s much worse than most people realize",
"Unfortunately, it is true",
"It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh",
"I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation",
"Will greatly improve the esthetics.",
"Yeah. Either post or get off the pot. There is no point in having a great handle and not posting.",
"We are hell bent on making this platform the best place on Earth for great content creators!",
"We take our actions in the open.\n\nNo back room deals.\n\nPlease post your concerns explicitly on this platform.",
"You’re terrible & I love you\n\n*not terrible",
"Sometimes, when you learn about something, you think you have it",
"Haha what a tool",
"Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage",
"Super big deal",
"I prefer peace, but if they want war, they will get it"],
" x ": [
"Pay me $8!",
"$7 is a small price for freedom",
"Looking into this.",
"This is bizarre. Looking into it.",
"I will look into this",
"Interesting",
"\\#SoBrave",
"Parody & reality are becoming indistinguishable",
"This was weird",
"Concerning",
"Extremely concerning ...",
"\U0001F3AF", # bullseye
"\U0001F92F", # mind blown
"\U0001F4AF", # 100
"\U0001F9BE", # mechanical arm
"!\U0001F9E0", # brain
"\U0001F4AF\U0001F3AF\U0001F923", # 100/bullseye/laugh
"Accurate",
"Accurate \U0001F602",
"Precisely",
"Yes",
"Exactly",
"Really",
"Correct",
"Absolutely",
"Obviously",
"True",
"Touché",
"1000%",
"Good question",
"This is insane",
"Yikes",
"Amazing lmaooo",
"I agree with him \U0001F4AF\U0001F602",
"That’s what she said",
"Whatever you say, cutie \U0001F979",
"I propose a literal dick measuring contest \U0001F4CF",
"Haha that would sickkk",
"Twitter is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it.",
"Looks like this platform may see all time high device user seconds usage this week",
"The speed at which your message on this platform can reach a vast number of people is mind-blowing",
"Maximizing unregretted user-seconds",