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 GOV.UK is built by a team at the Government Digital Service (with thanks to Martha!) in London,
-Bristol and Manchester.  If you'd like to join us, see https://gdscareers.gov.uk/
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-Happy birthday to our friends at the UK Government Web Archive.
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-https://blog.nationalarchives.gov.uk/preserving-uk-government-history-for-25-years/
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+Bristol and Manchester.  If you'd like to join us, see https://gdscareers.gov.uk/
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