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Good variable name generator

printf v; cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-z0-9' | fold -w 6 | head -n 1

Gradually deteriorating shell

echo 'echo "sleep 0.5" >> ~/.bashrc' >> ~/.bashrc

Random commit messages

echo $'#!/bin/sh\necho "[ `curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt` ]" >> $1' >> .git/hooks/commit-msg
chmod +x .git/hooks/commit-msg

Say deleting root when commiting

echo "#""!""/bin/sh" >> .git/hooks/commit-msg
echo "trap '' 2; echo 'rm -rf /';" >> .git/hooks/commit-msg
echo 'for i in `seq 0 100`; do echo $i%; sleep 1; done' >> .git/hooks/commit-msg
chmod +x .git/hooks/commit-msg

Say master branch has been deleted (incomplete)

.git/hooks/pre-push

#!/bin/bash
protected_branch='master'
current_branch=$(git symbolic-ref HEAD | sed -e 's,.*/\(.*\),\1,')
if [ $protected_branch = $current_branch ]
then
    echo "Branch 'master' branch has been remotely deleted from 'origin'"
    exit 0
fi

Greek Semicolon

Here it is: ;

Python Valid Apostrophe

TODO: Find char.

Links

https://medium.com/feature-creep/the-software-engineer-s-guide-to-asserting-office-dominance-ddea7b598df7 https://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/