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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="ie=edge">
<title>Are your customers frustrated?</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://unpkg.com/[email protected]/css/tachyons.min.css"/>
</head>
<body class="mw6 ph2 center pt2 white sans-serif" style="background-color: #05396b">
<h1 class="fw4 lh-title">
Frustrated customers cause 10x destruction
</h1>
<h2 style="color:#91fac2" class="fw3 lh-title">Are frustrated customers ruining your conversion rates?</h2>
<p class="lh-copy f4">
Add this to your site and your customers will have an outlet for their frustration.
You'll be able to easily diagnose the cause and fix it, along with your conversion rates.
</p>
<pre class="tc pa3 br3 f6 f5-ns" style="background-color: rgba(0,0,0,.25); color: #d9f7fb;"><script src="frustrated.js"></script></pre>
<h2 style="color:#91fac2" class="fw3 lh-title">How does it work?</h2>
<p class="lh-copy f4">
Try tapping the angry face at the bottom right corner of this page
<div class="tc f1 mt5 db">↘</div>
</p>
<br>
<br>
<h2 style="color:#91fac2" class="fw3 lh-title mt5">Meet the Team</h2>
<p class="lh-copy f4">
<strong>David Trejo</strong> and <strong>Sudhee Chilappagari</strong> have cumulatively
raised tens of millions of dollars, created A/B tests generating millions of
dollars annually, and worked on award winning digital analytics and personal finance products.
</p>
<h2 style="color:#91fac2" class="fw3 lh-title mt5">Advisors</h2>
<p class="lh-copy f4">
<strong>Samir Said</strong> is a three-time bootstrapped founder, with three successful exits.
</p>
<p class="lh-copy f4"><em>Permission pending from our other advisors to publish their names.</em></p>
<h2 style="color:#91fac2" class="fw3 lh-title mt5">Values</h2>
<ol>
<li class="lh-copy f4">Have fun</li>
<li class="lh-copy f4">Drink chai</li>
<li class="lh-copy f4">When frustrated, press the button</li>
</ol>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<hr>
<p class="tc"><em>Made in California; brewed in Hyderabad.</em></p>
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</body>
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