diff --git a/data/json/items/armor/torso_clothes.json b/data/json/items/armor/torso_clothes.json
index 4f8fe909ebf1a..e42c88c7188dc 100644
--- a/data/json/items/armor/torso_clothes.json
+++ b/data/json/items/armor/torso_clothes.json
@@ -939,6 +939,75 @@
     "color": "white",
     "warmth": 5,
     "material_thickness": 0.1,
+    "variant_type": "generic",
+    "variants": [
+      {
+        "id": "skeletor_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "political meme t-shirt" },
+        "description": "A dark blue t-shirt with a circle of stars inside the start is a blue and yellow skeleton with his arms raised and mouth open.  Above the skeleton are the words 'Make Eternia' and below him are the words 'Great Again'.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "my_little_nazgul_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "my little nazgul t-shirt" },
+        "description": "A light grey t-shirt with a drawing of a Nazgul riding a black horse.  All drawings are done in the style of old My Little Pony cartoons.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "generic_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "t-shirt" },
+        "description": "A short-sleeved cotton shirt.",
+        "weight": 40
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "faather_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "Matt Berry t-shirt" },
+        "description": "Matt Berry in a rugby shirt, a fist raised to the sky, mouth agape 'Faaather'!",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "doom_song_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "doom song tshirt" },
+        "description": "A black shirt with a green robot poorly disguised as a dog.  It has words on it. 'It's time for the DOOM song.  Doom, doom, doom, dooooom!!",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "boba_fetch_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "boba fetch tshirt" },
+        "description": "A black shirt with a dog in the uniform of a well known galactic bounty hunter.  The wrist rocket has been fired, it was a tennis ball on a string.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "mouse_portal_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "mouse portal tshirt" },
+        "description": "A blue portal with a mouse head sticking out of it.  The mouse is holding some kind of gunlike device towards a cube.  Is the cube made of cheese?  The back of the shirt has a yellow portal with the back half of the mouse entering the portal.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "ceiling_cthulhu_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "ceiling cthulhu tshirt" },
+        "description": "There is a ceiling on this shirt, it has a hole in it, out gazes Cthulhu.  It looks quizzical.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "pumpkin_time",
+        "name": { "str": "pumpkin time tshirt" },
+        "description": "Popping out of the top of a jack o'lantern is a tiny smiling black bat.",
+        "weight": 1
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "portal_to_the_cat_dimension_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "portal to the cat dimension t-shirt" },
+        "description": "A black t-shirt with a picture of a woman standing in front of a yawning portal with numerous cats surrounding her and exiting the portal.",
+        "weight": 5
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "forbidden_futurama_tshirt",
+        "name": { "str": "forbidden robot t-shirt" },
+        "description": "A giant blocky robot with a cone shaped head holds both arms out carrying a cyclops woman with purple hair.",
+        "weight": 1
+      }
+    ],
     "flags": [ "VARSIZE", "SKINTIGHT" ],
     "armor": [
       { "coverage": 90, "covers": [ "torso" ] },
@@ -970,7 +1039,21 @@
       {
         "id": "allyourbase",
         "text": "A short-sleeved cotton shirt with the text \"chown -R us ~your/base\" printed on the front."
-      }
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "fda_approved",
+        "text": "A light blue t-shirt with yellow block letters that say 'FDA Approved to treat all diseases'."
+      },
+      { "id": "anxiety_superpower", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Anxiety is my super power'." },
+      { "id": "visitryleh", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Greetings from R'YLEH home of Cthulhu'." },
+      { "id": "robot_finds_kitten", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Play Robot Finds Kitten today'." },
+      {
+        "id": "survived_apocalypse",
+        "text": "A t-shirt with text 'I survived the apocalypse and all I got was this lousy T-shirt?'"
+      },
+      { "id": "zombiebelief", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Zombies don't care whether or not you believe.'" },
+      { "id": "cthulhuprez1", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser evil'." },
+      { "id": "cthulhuprez2", "text": "A t-shirt with text 'Cthulhu for President: This time the stars are right'." }
     ],
     "flags": [ "VARSIZE", "SKINTIGHT" ],
     "armor": [
diff --git a/data/json/items/containers.json b/data/json/items/containers.json
index aa9535b2a4332..5b4e398f5585a 100644
--- a/data/json/items/containers.json
+++ b/data/json/items/containers.json
@@ -1664,16 +1664,40 @@
         "description": "This waterproof phone case has a drawing on it that makes it look like an old English police call box.",
         "weight": 1
       },
+      {
+        "id": "black_smart_phone_case",
+        "name": { "str_sp": "black waterproof smartphone case" },
+        "description": "A black waterproof case designed for a standard smartphone.  Will protect your smartphone from water damage entirely.",
+        "weight": 10
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "pink_smart_phone_case",
+        "name": { "str_sp": "pink waterproof smartphone case" },
+        "description": "A pink waterproof case designed for a standard smartphone.  Will protect your smartphone from water damage entirely.",
+        "weight": 10
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "red_smart_phone_case",
+        "name": { "str_sp": "red waterproof smartphone case" },
+        "description": "A red waterproof case designed for a standard smartphone.  Will protect your smartphone from water damage entirely.",
+        "weight": 10
+      },
+      {
+        "id": "bejewelled_smart_phone_case",
+        "name": { "str_sp": "bejewelled waterproof smartphone case" },
+        "description": "A gold waterproof case designed for a standard smartphone.  Will protect your smartphone from water damage entirely.",
+        "weight": 5
+      },
       {
         "id": "hello_kitty_case",
         "name": { "str_sp": "Hello Kitty Case" },
         "description": "This waterproof phone case has numerous versions of Hello Kitty posing on it.",
-        "weight": 1
+        "weight": 5
       },
       {
         "id": "zombie_case",
         "name": { "str_sp": "Zombie Case" },
-        "description": "This waterproof phone case has a green zombie on it's rear side.  Would using this be in poor taste now?",
+        "description": "This waterproof phone case has a green zombie on its rear side.  Would using this be in poor taste now?",
         "weight": 1
       }
     ],